Counter Strike: Global Offensive Thread v2 - OP by KelBlock

[Toxicology]

it goes all the way to eleven.

heya. you look frustrated about something. guess i'm pretty good at my job, huh?

hmm. that expression... that's the expression of someone who's died twice in a row. suffice to say, you look really... unsatisfied. all right. how 'bout we make it a third?

hmm. that expression... that's the expression of someone who's died thrice in a row. hey, what comes after "thrice," anyway? wanna help me find out?

hmm. that expression... that's the expression of someone who's died quice in a row. quice? frice? welp, won't have to use it again anyways.

hmm. that expression... that's the expression of someone who's died five times in a row. convenient, huh? that's one for each finger. but soon...

hmm. that expression... that's the expression of someone who's died six times in a row. that's the number of fingers on a mutant hand. but soon...

hmm. that expression... that's the expression of someone who's died seven times in a row. hey, that's good. seven's supposed to be a lucky number. who knows, maybe you'll hit the jackpot.

hmm. that expression... that's the expression of someone who's died eight times in a row. that's the number of fingers on a spider. but soon...

hmm. that expression... that's the expression of someone who's died seven times in a row. nope, wait, that's definitely nine, sorry. or was it ten?

hmm. that expression... that's the expression of someone who's died ten times in a row. hey, congrats! the big one-oh. let's invite all your friends over for a big shindig. we can have pie, and hotdogs and... hmm... wait. something's not right. you don't have any friends.

hmm. that expression... that's the expression of someone who's died eleven times in a row. well, give or take. there's a nuance to this stuff. don't think i'll be able to count very well from here. count for me, ok? we'll start from twelve.

let's just get to the point.

that sounds handicapped

[Ad Bot]

[Rigel]

that sounds handicapped

it's for when people are having a bad time.

[Toxicology]

please

[News]

mg1 61 wins holy stuff yes

[pch]

i just played a comp game for the first time in like, 2 or 3 months



not bad

[John Freeman]

Well
Did ya add him

[pch]

Well
Did ya add him

yeah

he never messaged me tho

[Steve5451²]

I love it when people accuse me of using bhop scripts.

[Ceist]

i own all the counter-strike games, and i figured i'd play some 1.6 since i haven't played it in a few years. get onto a decent server.

holy stuff i'm terrible. at least i still got the buy-scheme down. b-4-1-escape-6-8-tac-vest/helmet

[Muzzles56]

I love it when people accuse me of using bhop scripts.

from ivy, out middle and through our connector
like a speed demon

[Gojira]

from ivy, out middle and through our connector
like a speed demon

FROM IVY, OUT MIDDLE, AND THROUGH OUR CONNECTOR

[News]

I love it when people accuse me of using bhop scripts.

steve5451onpcin1080p

[Ragequit]

time to top frag

[Rigel]

Just played a game with Maxx, he got 26 frags, as opposed to my 22 and the top fragger's 28. The other 2 people were in the teens.

[shamester]

I am honestly sick and tired of smurfs, i know i am only a GN1 and that is a stuff rank but smurfs are the icing on the stuff.  I understand that smurfs are salty teens who don't get buttf*** nowhere in their current rank and buy another account just so they can feel good about themselves, but its not fair to those who are actually in that rank.  So if you have a smurf account, forget you.