Blockland Aces: The Cartelian War [On Base]

[morningstar]

So you have no idea. 

So using her/the idea of her to put you through mental anguish is okay? 

[Ad Bot]

[Swat 3]

i guess

[morningstar]

I give the last few bites of my cheeseburger to a guard.  "Now to business, Mr. Florlick.  Can I call you Haythem?" 

[Swat 3]

"Oh, sure, no need to get all business like!"

[morningstar]

"Okay Haythem.  You have something that Nerverak needs: information.  I'd really like to help you get out of here as soon as possible, but you need to let me help you, man.  I can only help if you cooperate." 

[Swat 3]

"Look, I already told that other dude -- who threatened to forget up my foot -- all the stuff I know." I look at the interrogator, "Hey, can I ask you something?"

[Blockguy345]

I stand up from my lunch and wonder "Is anyone even here at the base?"

[Mr. Hurricane]

I stand up from my lunch and wonder "Is anyone even here at the base?"

You should read everything in this thread, at least the last 20 pages.

[Gojira]

I crutch to the sub's mess hall. Pizza. Finally something good. I take a bite, and it tastes just how I like it. Then I notice a cake. It reads, "Happy Birthday, Jacov!"

[Blockguy345]

You should read everything in this thread, at least the last 20 pages.

oh

[Gojira]

I continue eating my pizza.

[Blockguy345]

but seriously is anyone at the base

[Gojira]

but seriously is anyone at the base

probably a couple people
nonessential npcs
we'll say you're on the sub right now
SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAMMIT

[morningstar]

"Look, I already told that other dude -- who threatened to forget up my foot -- all the stuff I know." I look at the interrogator, "Hey, can I ask you something?"

"First fo all, I doubt anyone here would really screw you tou like that.  Also, sure, what do you need?" 

[Mr. Hurricane]

SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAMMIT

Perfect timing there Gojira.