Author Topic: The stuffty Superpower Game (Read 32613 times)

*FacePalm* · January 04, 2014, 01:13:23 PM

but only the literal baby chickens. and you have to hold them for a day.

earthbending

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Amerax · January 04, 2014, 02:14:18 PM

You can only bend earth that has been peed on.

The ability to read minds.

*FacePalm* · January 04, 2014, 03:50:22 PM

but only when they're thinking about their kinks

SUPER STRENGTH

Choi · January 04, 2014, 04:07:45 PM

only when you grab things, which causes them all to shatter

Talking to animals

SWAT One · January 04, 2014, 04:12:31 PM

But they perceive it as aggression.

Has X-Ray Vision.

Jokey365 · January 04, 2014, 04:25:01 PM

You see through EVERYTHING, resulting in seeing nothing.

Godlike reaction time.

PurpleMetro · January 04, 2014, 04:27:20 PM

But it really poops you out so you have to sleep for hours afterwards

Control electricity! :D

childofdarkness016 · January 04, 2014, 04:28:58 PM

But only that of a toaster.

The ability to persuade people.

Zay · January 04, 2014, 04:32:47 PM

they interpret it the wrong way

the ability to morph yourself into anything

*FacePalm* · January 04, 2014, 04:44:48 PM

but people always know it's you

the ability to manipulate storms

LagoomSack · January 04, 2014, 05:00:56 PM

But only lighting storms to make sure it hits you

I have the power to win at everything with no time/type/quantity limit

Jokey365 · January 04, 2014, 05:11:49 PM

Too bad all those thing must occur on the moon.

The power to turn ANYTHING into Kool-Aid.

TheKid · January 04, 2014, 05:12:41 PM

it only happens at a touch, therefore if you touch anything it turns to koolaid

the power to pokemon is real

Amerax · January 04, 2014, 05:44:07 PM

I have no clue what "the power to pokemon is real" means, so I'll just assume it means "pokemon are real"

Only Snorlax is real.

The power to shapeshift

jonnyman5656 · January 04, 2014, 05:47:42 PM

Only in to cheese...

The power of admin on every server ever of all games.