The stuffty Superpower Game

[F3d323]

the sharks are the size of a bacteria and are dead.

The ability to control any kind of object.

[Ad Bot]

[Gumba Jonny]

you do so with your snake which causes unbearable shocking pain

the ability of telekinesis that doesn't harm the brain as much and can throw things at hypersonic velocities

[Theepicman]

The power corrupts you, making you do more evil than good, getting the world to rebel against you and eventually kill you.

The power to make nature grow!!!!111

[Amerax]

Only weeds, though.

The power to shapeshift into any animal.

[ßlöükfáce]

You can't shapeshift back.

The ability to bunny

[Menen]

You get wolfed by a wolf

The ability to turn anything into a carrot

[HellHound]

You can only turn objects that would normally cause grievous harm when inserted into carrots.
The ability to punch through a brick wall.

[Theepicman]

Everytime you do you punch Dennis Rodman's Pal, making him launch missles and nukes at you.

The ability to move fast.

[F3d323]

fast when you look at it from a snail´s perspective

The ability to charge my phone to 100% with my mind whenever I want.

[Menen]

But you have to charge your brain first, which is done by plugging it into the newly added USB port on the back of your head.

The ability to negate the negative effects of any super power suggested in this thread

[HellHound]

That doesn't mean you'll get the superpower.


The ability to summon Cthulu.

[Biohazard]

He kills you for summoning him and returns to wherever cthulus come from.

the ability to make yourself lose significant amounts of blood

[firestorm]

Your revolted at the sight of blood now, and everytime you see it, your heart stops.

The ability to have unlimited bandwidth because I gotta redownload all my steam games

[Niblic²]

Your revolted at the sight of blood now, and everytime you see it, your heart stops.

The ability to have unlimited bandwidth because I gotta redownload all my steam games

only in nigeria

the ability to negate any negative aspect of any ability, including this ability itself, passively and retroactively.

[firestorm]

You have no other abilities