The stuffty Superpower Game

[jonnyman5656]

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to fly more than 6 feet off the ground.

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[Xalos]

You can't fly within 6 feet of any object and quickly die of starvation and thirst.

The ability to open portals, but only to directly above volcanos.

[SWAT One]

But also only under your own feet.

The ability to anticipate things 10 minutes in the future to extreme accuracy.

[Menen]

You can only remember the previous 10 hours of your life

THe ability to create portals through solid objects

[Xalos]

You can only remember the previous 10 hours of your life

THe ability to create portals through solid objects

The solid objects instantly turn into plasma when anything goes through the portals. Including air.


The ability to repel any object that I can see.

[foulprairiedog]

You repel yourself to pieces.

The ability to eat anything.

[Xalos]

You repel yourself to pieces.

The ability to eat anything.

You lose the ability to vomit or otherwise regurgitate, and everything you eat turns to poison.

The ability to win at anything unconditionally. Including the game of Real Life.

[foulprairiedog]

Nothing is in a challenge anymore, and you fall into a deep depression caused by chronic boredom.

The ability to heal from any illness or injury in less than a week.

[Xalos]

Nothing is in a challenge anymore, and you fall into a deep depression caused by chronic boredom.

The ability to heal from any illness or injury in less than a week.

I win against the depression :P


There's a known condition where someone's healing rate vastly increases. It's called cancer.


The ability to cure foulprairiedog's cancer.

[ChappersTeddy]

your medicine fails and melts the whole hospital.

The superpower of stopping others ruining your superpowers.

[Menen]

it works, but you didn't have any special power to begin with so its kinda useless

The ability to control the temperature of my body, allowing myself to be warmer or colder whenever i please. My body can also withstand rapid temperature shifts

[Nonnel]

You can only raise and lower the temperature of your body at increments of 1000 degrees fahrenheit.

I have the power to watch any I want movie in my mind whenever I want.

[firestorm]

Whenever you watch a movie, your lose the past year of memories.

The ability to screw over anyone/thing.

[ßlöükfáce]

You also screw yourself

The ability to jizz whenever I feel like it

[bob12378]

only when looking at babies

the power to cure any disease