1000 ways to get kicked out of target

[Kevso]

30. Pull an intercom prank.

[Ad Bot]

[psychomutt]

31. whip out your 30 inch slanger and cum all over the clothes!!!

[Black and White]

32. burn the store down

[Score²]

33. get and iPhone

scream out

I PWN

and smash it onto a small child's head

[Muslim]

Walget

OH DEAR GOD

[Subpixel]

OH DEAR GOD

TarMart

[Nitro_Weavile]

#34 pick up ravioli and say "ravioli ravioli give me the-" and hit the manager in the head with the can from 50 feet away

[Slugger]

35. Empty all the cologne bottles into a big bottle and make a cologne roostertail.

[querty67]

36. Shout at the frozen burgers yelling "give me the burger" then throw the box at the manager agressively

37. Make Molotov roostertails and burn target down

[Malleo100]

38. Curl up into fetal position naked and repeat the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme while masturbating with a clay pot

[Cut Glass]

yeah, pretty much, except a different store.

I great use of a topic, making something that already exists, but lets change the loving topic name.

[Khaz]

I great use of a topic, making something that already exists, but lets change the loving topic name.

you create such a commotion when its literally easy as pie to not click on the thread

[Pngu12970]

39. shrek the employees