Sid Jairo's Europa Forumalis: Total War - time for some REAL nation rp

[Mr. Hurricane]

Yes, death to Polandball

We request, at the least territory on the Baltic.

Nevermind the Baltic territory.

[Ad Bot]

[Swat 3]

The Queen flees England once her own castle guards turn to Protestantism. Her son takes the throne as King, he is a strong Protestant follower.

The King assures that he wants good relations with Catholic nations, but he sends an alliance request to Prussia, Russia, and Denmark. England wishes to help forget Poland with Prussia and Russia in order to have diplomatic ties with the two nations. England also wants to have a neutral relationship with the Netherlands. England offers to send Turkish and French diplomats to each of their colonies, showing that they are not abusing anyone.

An English fleet full of settlers and cargo go around the Spanish claims and land somewhere north of them (in the Americas). Another English fleet of ships land at the tip of the big area east of them (the Norway, Finland-ish area, right?).

English settlers in Australia make contact with the homeland and say they have a good colony there right now.
England's trading presence in the east strengthens due to their Australian colony.

[Tingalz]

he sends an alliance request to Prussia, Russia, and Denmark. England wishes to help forget Poland with Prussia and Russia in order to have diplomatic ties with the two nations.

The alliance is accepted, and you are free to help with the conquest of Poland, but we can't offer you any Baltic lands. Would anything else be acceptable compensation?

[Swat 3]

The alliance is accepted, and you are free to help with the conquest of Poland, but we can't offer you any Baltic lands. Would anything else be acceptable compensation?

Protection from the Turks and the rest of them ;-;
They scare me.

Also, a good amount of gold and tactic trading would be acceptable.

Speaking of gold, that little economy thing made by England for trading is ransacked and all the money in each embassy is taken by the English government. Yay for "England now has currency from all Catholic countries".

[Mikoyan]

The British ships are met by Galleons preventing them from moving any farther into the Americas.

Gold production is at an all time high thanks to Mexican deposits.

[Mr. Hurricane]

Protection from the Turks and the rest of them ;-;
They scare me.

Also, a good amount of gold and tactic trading would be acceptable.

Speaking of gold, that little economy thing made by England for trading is ransacked and all the money in each embassy is taken by the English government. Yay for "England now has currency from all Catholic countries".

Turkey is our ally. We refuse to give you any payment, and refuse to exchange tactics. Political ties with Russia do not guarantee against attacks from Turkey. If you instigate Turkish aggression, we will not support you.

[Maxwell.]

Scotland compliments Russia's military power

[Swat 3]

Miko, how did you catch a fleet of ships that was many miles from where you ships were? It was more of a sneak mission too, no word got out so a blockade popping out of no where in front of un-claimed territory sounds like bullstuff.

Russia, Turkish politicians are spewing out negative propaganda against England. England does not expect Russia to come in aid if England instigates or starts the war, but England expects aid if the Turks start war.

England just tells Russia not to have any alliance with Scotland or France because it feels that they are plotting against the nation.

[ZombiLoin]

Turkey wishes to have an alliance with the Songhai empire.

In other news, Turkey introduces a new musket with a longer barrel made of Damascus steel. Combined with the wheellock mechanism, it is one of the finest guns in the world to date. However, it is incredibly expensive, and only 17 of such weapons have been produced. It has the unheard of accuracy of 150 yards.

A cheaper version with a flintlock mechanism is in the works.

[Nonnel]

England offers to send Turkish and French diplomats to each of their colonies, showing that they are not abusing anyone.

We accept.

[Maxwell.]

England just tells Russia not to have any alliance with Scotland or France because it feels that they are plotting against the nation.

if we wanted to wipe you out we would have done it when we had a bigger military, which we did but now we're on equal terms

[Mr. Hurricane]

Russia says it will not provide any military, logistical, or financial support in the event of Turkish action.

We do however oppose first action on the side of the Turkish. Outside of political opposition, we promise no more.

[Swat 3]

if we wanted to wipe you out we would have done it when we had a bigger military, which we did but now we're on equal terms

PFFFF
HAHAHAHHAHAH

Scotland never had a bigger military than England.

[Mr. Hurricane]

PFFFF
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Scotland never had a bigger military than England.

They're independent from you.

Maxwell is the loving William Wallace

[Maxwell.]

PFFFF
HAHAHAHHAHAH

Scotland never had a bigger military than England.

we had cannons and guns before you did