Today I fell asleep in class after a test and" suffered sleep paralysis in my sleep (I could move my arms a bit, but it turned out to be a transition to the next part of the dream), got scared stuffless by a thug from Dead Island, woke up in an abandoned version of my classroom complete with skeletons in all the desks, and finally to top it all off, I saw my teacher grow a richard like right in front of me and start jerking it (don't loving ask, I'm beggin' ya).
This was all one continuous dream that happened within the span of about 30 minutes. Atleast I didn't say anything embarrassing in my sleep (I hope).