Bad Translator V101

[CharlesSpeaking]

Original text:

"I will sue if you don't unban me, Bad spotted man!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The Bill was approved in the Tomb to live in the city."



Original text:

"I do not accept this! This is no justice to any man!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I got justice."

DON'T BACKTALK ME I WILL STAB YOU IN YOUR SLEEP

[Ad Bot]

[Nal]

Original text:

"What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in go"

...7 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

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[Zanaran2]

"jedyn"
"kaza"
"maych"
"pobony"
"mordercw"

[huddles]

Original text:

"terrible translator service"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Room service"

[Dr_Zegobob]

My friend did this one after I showed him this:


I don't think it's the same one in the OP, but still relevant

[Lusk]

Original text:

"This is for general recruitment information, collection of information is authorized by 5 U.S.C 301, Department Regulations, and E.O. 9397. You do not have to furnish any of the information requested. However, the more we know, the better we can help"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"9397 and 301/5 record is not required, but we do know that they are OK."

[dargereldren]

Original text:

"Blockland is the best game ever."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The best game in the world."


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(also I had "Random Language Order" selected)

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Original text:

"I have a donger bigger than your mcshlonger"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"More Mcshlonger of the Republic of China"

[Axo-Tak]

"Your parents are part of Cicada 3301."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"More parents in 1724"

Random translation order.

[Mr_Minecraft]

Original text:

"I love Blockland"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

". I like trains"


Lolwat

[Decepticon]

Original text:

"The bible"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Batch job."

[Cakey]

"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Sofa, was satisfied."

[foulprairiedog]

Original text:

"Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Shutting the forget Up."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"John Steinbeck: Windows Live Messenger, Messenger and Harry Potter?"

[Nikolan]

Original text:

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned." -Buddha"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You can set the color scheme."

[Eden]

Original text:

"What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Here or will work."