Bad joke thread

[AdinX]

What tool does a frog use in Tezuni's server? A croak and dagger.

bad Blockland jokes! Love it!

I'll have to start coming up with some, either you guys are really creative or you're all filthy cheaters using the internet to get your jokes
(not that I care one way or another lol)

[Ad Bot]

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

what's the difference between a squiggly line and a straight guy?

i don't loving know

this joke doesn't even make sense

[Plexious]

What's the best part about banging twenty-nine year olds?

There's twenty of them.

[Aperture Science]

oh my god, I made this really bad joke I think in like 3rd grade or something about the whole challenger incident
I think it was like, "I guess you could say she exploded with happiness."

i never forgot when I did that. ;-;

[Pie Crust]

Internet? Bitch please!

[hodot]

i saw someone trying to hold water in their hands from the sink and it was overflowing

so i said "that water is getting out of hand"

[Blockzillahead]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To forget your mother.

[XR-7]

Internet? Bitch please!
[img width=512]http://i.imgur.com/B0qsgpI.jpg[/i mg]

What is that doohickey?

[jac107]

What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick

[Stocking]

whats the difference between a fridge and a gay guy?

answer: a fridge doesnt fart when you take the meat out

[Epicduke]

ur mum lelelelelelslelelelelelelelel elele

[hodot]

whats the difference between a fridge and a gay guy?

answer: a fridge doesnt fart when you take the meat out

my stomach is cramping i'm laughing so hard

[Hammereditor5]

How did Okiver get the name "Lukas Larsen"?
Because he commits 'larseny' of software.

Internet? Bitch please!

Even the cover is a bad joke.

[awesomebread]

WOMENS RIGHTS

[childofdarkness016]

WOMENS RIGHTS

*Men's Rights