Bad joke thread

[Flamecannon]

Why can't you play poker in Africa? It's filled with cheetahs!

this joke is legit on the back of laffy taffy wrappers

[Ad Bot]

[Dino5678]

Wut does ur dad say?

swag (is funni right??)

[Niff]

How did ur mom di
i fukd hur lelellelelelelel

[Katadeus]

Why do engineers confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because OCT21=DEC25
harharharhar

[Renderman]

◦What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
◦If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

[Ayxrion]

how do u start a party in space
you planet
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Bomb Kirby]

how do u start a party in space
you planet
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I will admit this one made me laugh.

[ABlockOfCheese]

me- "Ok I have a really good knock knock joke but you have to start me off"

them-"ok, knock knock"

me-"who's there?"

them- <awkward silence>

[Zanaran2]

What did the grouper say to the angry shellfish?

"Clam down!'

[Bomb Kirby]

What do you call a sick bird?

A flu jay

[Mega-Bear]

Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.

lol

Geology jokes rock.

[ßlöükfáce]

The below poster is a bundle of sticks
And a cigarette

[}]Crazy[{]

rude

Why do Tezuni's admins suck?

Cause they do.
they
just
do.

[Clone v.117]

what's the difference between a 6 year old and my driveway?

I pull out of my driveway.

I like this.

[MrFreestyle2000]

I know a good joke


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You are looking right at him