Bad joke thread

[Doughboy]

I know a good joke


....


You are looking right at him

seeing as i was looking at what you posted i assume you are calling yourself a joke?

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[Biohazard]

oh my god stop stuffposting seriously

[Cargøn]

Why did the bartender push his wife off a cliff?



tequila

[Jairo]

Why did the bartender push his wife off a cliff?



tequila

hah

I get it

[Cargøn]

hah

I get it

yeah
alcoholism ruins marriages
also it's a pun

[MrFreestyle2000]

Why did the bartender push his wife off a cliff?



tequila

hah

I get it

[Shadow cube master]

Freestyle, Just stop, Please, For the love of Christ.

[Pie Crust]

What do you call a broken can opener?
A can't opener.

Who needs an ark?
I Noah guy.

Which path do crazy people take?
The psycho-path.

[Niff]

adminpls

[TurnipBlog]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh.

[Placid]

what's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat

the wheelchair

[ABlockOfCheese]

what's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat

the wheelchair

:,(

[Redconer]

Why did the chicken cross the road

[ßlöükfáce]

Why did the chicken cross the road

To be run over, stolen by a mad scientist, and turned into something you can wear on your head

[Buu]

Why did the chicken cross the road

that's an anti joke starfish