Bad joke thread

[Epicduke]

what did one lightbulb say to the other?

you turn me on ;)
credit to middle school announcements

[Ad Bot]

[Brickmaster]

so there was this drug rehab center, and there was a sign that said stay off the grass.

[ßlöükfáce]

What do you call a gay cowboy

a jolly rancher

[cocoaTHEhotdog]

◦What is the Karate experts favorite beverage?
◦Carrot-tea.

Ftfy

[cocoaTHEhotdog]

whats the difference between a fridge and a gay guy?

answer: a fridge doesnt fart when you take the meat out

They both open up to men? Idk.

[cocoaTHEhotdog]

Women say one day robots will replace men. That's impossible! They can never replace our REAL supidity!

[cocoaTHEhotdog]

Whats the difference between santa claus and a jew?

Santa goes down the chimney

OMG SO GOOD BUT SO tribal. XD

[Bomb Kirby]

Cocoa did you really post 4 times in a row

Please remember to your post instead

[MrFreestyle2000]

Ftfy

What does that mean?

[Port]

this post is funny

[cocoaTHEhotdog]

Oh god I may regret this but- What's the similarities between a Jew and a pizza? They both go in the oven.


Why did Riddler kill himself? He got the gas bill.

[Buu]

Women say one day robots will replace men. That's impossible! They can never replace our REAL supidity!

yeah i can tell

[Redconer]

What's a plate's favorite country?

China

[Daswiruch]

why did the orphan fall down
he is extremely malnourished and doesn't have the energy to stand up

[Bisjac]

What's the similarities between a Jew and a pizza? They both go in the oven.

What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza.

A pizza can feed a family of 4