Bad joke thread

[Zanaran2]

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican?

A bench can support a family.

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[Juliun03]

why is 10 afraid of 7?
because 7 8 9

[Filipe]

What is the name of a mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed!

[ABlockOfCheese]

Ftfy

They both open up to men? Idk.

Women say one day robots will replace men. That's impossible! They can never replace our REAL supidity!

OMG SO GOOD BUT SO tribal. XD

HOLY stuff

[MonkeyFunkyMonkey]

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?


The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

I did national socialist that coming. Anne Frankly im offended

[Ipquarx]

They say that when you're about to die, your life flashes before your eyes. This did not happen to Steve Jobs.

Apple doesn't support flash.

[XR-7]

The best joke I have, which I in turn heard from a friend:

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but how did they get in there?

[Pie Crust]

What does that mean?

Fixed That For You.

[xSetrox]

What is the name of a mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed!

I never really understood this, please elaborate.
or is that literally just the joke

[XR-7]

I never really understood this, please elaborate.

Mexicans get crappy jobs all the time probably.

[Zanaran2]

How do you make an English teacher loose their mind?
See above.

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

[NEkram]

What is the name of a mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed!

forget u filipe im gona find u and kill u

[slimabob]

-Knock knock

-who's there?

-me

-ok

-goodbye

[Cool Blockhead]

What is the name of a mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed!

That isn`t very nice.
I`d tell a Mexican joke to, but that would be crossing the border...

[Snaked_Snake]

What way does a man that isnt gay go? Straight forward.