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[xSetrox]

LMFAO

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[ResonKinetic]

http://logs.omegle.com/427b120 no srsly who the forget was this

If it were me, I'd be trying to get you to cyber with me. to start a serious, long-distance relationship.

[Night Fox]

you're getting funnier
because you're imposing your desires on me oh shiiiiiiiiii

ya I have a burning desire to see my own richard

[ResonKinetic]

ya I have a burning desire to see my own richard

Openly admitting you're gay, wow good job

it's okay to be that way

[awesomebread]

someone showed me noods

[F3d323]

I'm getting some kind of secret agent conversation
i love it

[John Freeman]

If it were me, I'd be trying to get you to cyber with me. to start a serious, long-distance relationship.

Was that you

[Night Fox]

Openly admitting you're gay, wow good job
it's okay to be that way

no it isnt im a sinner

someone showed me noods

send them to me

[Superbro11]

hai legoboss

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You both like blf.


Stranger: Hello.


You: hello


You: so do you like blockland forums?


Stranger: I do not know


Stranger: do you


Stranger: do you happen to own a pair of pants


You: yes


Stranger: interesting


You: I had my stuff in it


Stranger: glory :^)


You: hmmmm


You: legoboss?


Stranger: no


Stranger: Glory :^)


You: kk


Stranger: kool kids klub


Stranger: whats long hard, and full of cemen


You: ima kill my slef now


You: a richard


Stranger: no


Stranger: a submarine full of gay people


You: why the forget you are hacking


Stranger: why arent i


Stranger: Glory :^)


You: no


You: your hacker


You: ima shoot my self


Stranger: :^)


You: forget u :^)


You: thanks


Stranger: join the cult


Stranger: :^)


You: OK


You: IM DEAD


Stranger: JOIN THE loving CULT,,,,,,


You: OK


Stranger: GLORY >:^)


You: GLORY TO MR.CUBA


Stranger: NO


Stranger: GLORY TO :^)


Stranger: ⒼⓁⓄⓇⓎ :^)


You: GLORY TO snake IN THE WORLD WITH REAL RAINBOW DAH BOOBIES


You: no homo


Stranger: ⒼⓁⓄⓇⓎ


Stranger: ⒼⓁⓄⓇⓎ :^)


Stranger: ⒼⓁⓄⓇⓎ :^)


Stranger: ⒼⓁⓄⓇⓎ :^)


Stranger: ⒼⓁⓄⓇⓎ :^)


Stranger: >:^) ⒼⓁⓄⓇⓎ :^)


Stranger: http://i.imgur.com/L8fAno4.gif


You: this came up


You: Gizoogle is mo' betta at makin ghetto translations


You: should I get rekted?


Stranger: sometimes I like to max


Stranger: other times I like to well


You: me bro


You: my comments make me horny


You: DU U


You: no homo


You: no mother loving homo


You: IM GETTO


You: MC DONALDS


You: GOING TO MC DONLOADOWHWG*^WFDFHW&WDKD^G*(DWD*DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


Stranger: I tear off your pants


Stranger: stroking your underwear before eating it


You: ok


Stranger: i get down on my knees


You: thanks


Stranger: I approach your richard


You: and fap to billy ,maze


Stranger: and tear it off


Stranger: blood sprays everywhere
Dissconted

[ResonKinetic]

Was that you

No, I talk about entirely different stuff.

Also, I don't participate in "anonymous" chats where I can be identified.

[Legoboss]

Glory :^)

:^)

[Planr]

Apparently Starfleet isn't very well-recepted in this quadrant

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like blf.
Stranger: who b
Stranger: e
You: Greetings. This is Captain Picard.
Stranger: no
Stranger has disconnected.

This episode: Captain Picard negotiates a trade agreement between the Federation and the kool kids klub.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like blf.
Stranger: u
You: Hello! This is Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise!
Stranger: hi
You: I would like to negotiate a trade agreement between my Federation and your nation.
Stranger: you wanna trade with the kool kids klub
Stranger: ok
Stranger: give us lighter fluid
You: Would an antimatter injector serve a more useful purpose? They have billions of times as much power as lighter fluid!
Stranger: can it burn a cross
You: We can supply you with plenty of Photon Torcreepes as well!
You: If you set a Mark IV Torcreep to detonate at a yield of 90 Isotons, I can assure you it would decimate the entire continent.
Stranger: ok
You: Is that sufficient destruction for your needs?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i will give u 14 cents
You: ...Ambassador, forgive me but... That is hardly anything. Do you have something more valuable you could offer in exchange?
Stranger: um
Stranger: i found a quarter
Stranger: 39 cents
Stranger: um
You:
Stranger: i found a penny
Stranger: 40 cents
You: Do you have any... *Ahem*... Slaves you would care to trade for the weapons?
Stranger: yeah i have many black slave
You: I will take 500 of your slaves for twenty full salvos of Photon Torcreepes. How does that sound?
Stranger: i have 500 and a half
You: Deal.
Stranger: ok
You: We have prepared the containers full of Torcreepes in our Cargo bays and they are ready to transport down.
You: Do you have the slaves ready?
Stranger: ys
You: Alright. Standby for transport.
You: *Transport!*
Stranger: *transpert*
You: Picard to kool kids klub. We have received your slaves, all 500 of them accounted for!
You: Do you have the "Torcreepes"?
Stranger: also hi planr
Stranger: yes i do
You: Good!
You:
You: We look forward to doing business with you in the future!
You: Picard out!
Stranger: ok
You have disconnected.

Little did they know the torcreepes they gave them were nothing but empty casings! All 500 (and a half) hostages were saved!

[John Freeman]

someone showed me noods

PM me
I must know who

[F3d323]

i think i just found an impersonator

[The Brighter Dark]

http://logs.omegle.com/427b120 no srsly who the forget was this

its probably tenshi