You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like blf.
You: Greetings!
You: Hm?
You: Oh, is that right?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: no
You: I must concur with your brown townysis... However, I have no wish to make our colleague aware of our suspicions...
You: Have you seen Doctor Crusher today?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: if you post this on the forums I'll rape you while your children burn
You: ...Ensign, this kind of disorderly conduct will not be permitted in the conference room on the Federation's flagship!
Stranger: fine
You: Security, escort this... delightful ensign, to the brig.
Stranger: I'll burn your wife
You: And have the doctor see him! He's hallucinating!
You: Blasphemy!
You: This is enough, Ensign!
Stranger: plz
You: We are beaming you back to London.
Stranger: ok
You: The line is drawn here! This far, no farther!
Stranger: but
Stranger: my purple carrot is on the other side
Stranger: :c
You: No, I am not dead. Because I refuse to believe the afterlife is run by you. The universe is not so badly designed!
You: Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we have lived.
You: Ensign?
You: Oh no!
Stranger: i m ded
Stranger: halp\
You: Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we have lived.
You: Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we have lived.
You: Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we have lived.
You: Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we have lived.
You: Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we have lived.
You: check the forums heh
Stranger: mmk
Stranger: btw your wife isn't in the kitchen
You: I have a gay partner friend.
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