Author Topic: I'm coming out of the closet as well. (Read 1374 times)

Nobot · April 01, 2014, 03:50:54 PM

I needed to really get this off my chest.
I'm only attracted to robots. :(
I always thought it was weird that I got a boner every time the toaster popped out toast.
Damn... Toasters are nice.

I know it's strange because y'know, I'm no bot, but idk maybe I am a bot.
Maybe some part of me is a bot. Somehow.

Anyways I know many of you will probably judge me and say I am a freak, but know this, at least I'm not attracted to ponies? :s
Probably pony robots. But not regular ponies!

April fools!

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CharlesSpeaking · April 01, 2014, 03:52:01 PM

as long as you're not attracted to ponies :-)

Tetris · April 01, 2014, 03:52:35 PM

i am attracted to no bots.

SquartleTurtle · April 01, 2014, 03:53:20 PM

Pie Crust · April 01, 2014, 03:53:41 PM

Transformers should have been the best researcho you've seen then.

Mr.No�ody · April 01, 2014, 03:53:56 PM

I can tell.
This is serious.

Nobot · April 01, 2014, 03:55:59 PM

Quote from: Pie Crust on April 01, 2014, 03:53:41 PM

Transformers should have been the best researcho you've seen then.

oyea I remember that

Was really awkward when I saw it in theatre with the family.
I had to hide the boner.

Yosher · April 01, 2014, 03:57:45 PM

It doesn't matter son, as long as you don't turn out to be a black person. That happened to me.

Gotta get back to the farm now, gotta stop posting.

Pie Crust · April 01, 2014, 03:58:53 PM

Quote from: Yosher on April 01, 2014, 03:57:45 PM

It doesn't matter son, as long as you don't turn out to be a black person. That happened to me.

Gotta get back to the farm now, gotta stop posting.

Don't be tribal. Racism is a crime. And only blacks commit crimes

SquartleTurtle · April 01, 2014, 03:59:11 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSI7Rh_j_18

Pie Crust · April 01, 2014, 04:01:31 PM

Yosher · April 01, 2014, 04:06:27 PM

Quote from: Pie Crust on April 01, 2014, 03:58:53 PM

Don't be tribal. Racism is a crime. And only blacks commit crimes

Well whatever, they can't arrest me anyways! I'm black, so if I get arrested I can sue them like 21 times for hate crimes.

KoopaScooper · April 01, 2014, 04:07:24 PM

As long as you're not Cuban, I still love you long time.

Redconer · April 01, 2014, 04:09:15 PM

Do your other bots like Idkbot get around with your floppy disk erections

Kazami · April 01, 2014, 06:12:24 PM

I once popped one when I turned my vacuum on.