I needed to really get this off my chest.
I'm only attracted to robots. :(
I always thought it was weird that I got a boner every time the toaster popped out toast.
Damn... Toasters are nice.
I know it's strange because y'know, I'm no bot, but idk maybe I am a bot.
Maybe some part of me is a bot. Somehow.
Anyways I know many of you will probably judge me and say I am a freak, but know this, at least I'm not attracted to ponies? :s
Probably pony robots. But not regular ponies!
April fools!