Author Topic: Slay That Dragon v.5 - A fossil from the early years (Read 2111 times)

Cybertails1998 · April 11, 2014, 12:34:36 AM

Quote from: Cybertails1998 on April 23, 2010, 11:41:37 AM

(All the nicknames in the quote are made up)
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leet1337: I throw bomb at dragon. AWSUMFACES: The bomb bounces off his skin, then blows you up. I say to the dragon 'Die pl0x?' RockLando: The dragon answers 'No' and tailwhips you. I sword him...In short: First user tells what he would do to a dragon to kill him, the second user tells how the dragon kills the first user under those conditions, then tells what would he do to kill a dragon. Third one tells how this failed, then tries to kill a dragon too, and so on.

Basically you tell how the above user failed to kill the dragon, then state your attempt to kill said dragon.

I try to throw a large sword at the dragon's head.

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Candy Apple · April 11, 2014, 12:47:14 AM

The dragon is secretly Robodragon-Z, meaning all metal objects turn into dust if they come in contact. I cut off all of his sources of energy.

Dragonslayer182 · April 11, 2014, 12:54:45 AM

Fastlex · April 11, 2014, 02:07:41 AM

The dragon sweeps Dragonslayer182 out for being a Dragon slayer.

I throw a Master Ball.

SirLancelot7 · April 11, 2014, 02:26:03 AM

Shake

Shake

Shake

-Breaks free-

Oh! I was sure he was caught!

I rape the Dragon

Camera · April 11, 2014, 05:28:40 PM

He lets you~

But you die of dragon AIDS.

I DON't try to slay the dragon.

hodot · April 11, 2014, 05:30:12 PM

you accidentally kill it, failing in your goal of not killing it.

I tell the dragon to alt-f4 for admin.

F3d323 · April 11, 2014, 05:34:16 PM

OH NO HE KNOWS TOO MUCH
failed

I hug the dragon

SWAT One · April 11, 2014, 05:34:51 PM

Dragon crushes you.

I try to insert dragon into Blockland Forums Vending Machine.

PowerDag · April 11, 2014, 05:35:28 PM

doesn't fit

i accidentally the dragon

Biohazard · April 11, 2014, 05:37:42 PM

you turn into the dragon

i crash the dragon to desktop

shinyarceus4 · April 11, 2014, 07:15:11 PM

The dragon merely glitches out and begins to teleport.

I make the dragon step on a lego with a thumbtack in it.

Reficul · April 11, 2014, 07:17:02 PM

it hardly penetrates its scales

i lead the dragon into a cave it cant back out of

Scaredhappyguy · April 12, 2014, 10:29:43 PM

It's clamp'd in thith'r, making it starve and roteth to death with the headeth.

I grabeth the dragon, then i wouldst skullforget the dragon

Crispy_ · April 12, 2014, 11:47:14 PM

it bites your richard off

i bitchslap the dragon