a ridiculous over-the-top 30-levels-at-4-minutes-long-each game with a unique miniboss every 2 levels and a unique boss every 3 arena shooter clusterforget that is essentially a long, loving deconstructive-reconstructive parody of the FPS genre and all the stupid bullstuff that entails wherein a guy with an escalatingly large arsenal of guns cruises through levels shooting the stuff out of the soldiers of a gigantic invasive dinosaur robot empire, who also have guns, ruled by a hilariously stupid caricature of fps villains who turns out to be an interesting character in their own right, despite looking like robosaurus Riddler
basically these forgeters
the entire game, of course, would be a nonstop rumbling battery of missiles and beams and machine guns and robots that encourages fast thinking, dodging enemy attacks, and stupid flashy bullstuff to the extent that, after your run, you get a replay that (in addition to letting you see yourself play) automatically generates what it thinks is the 'best viewing angle' for every scene and creates a roughly-4-minute-long action movie of your character kicking the everloving stuff out of a horde of robodinosaurs with a gigantic triple-barreled shotgun while careening through a sandblasted city/a flying battleship/a sunken temple full of secret passages and alternate routes and then automatically gives you challenges to clear the level in cooler and more ridiculous ways, with a scoring system based around how cool you looked during the replay
and then inbetween every level the protagonist goes back to his house which- due to the rampant destruction he is directly forgetin causing- gets more and moretotaled as the game goes on and calmly sits down on his couch (which somehow remains intact the entire game despite the rest of the house eventually forgetin exploding wholesale) and plays with his dog, who is adorable, and tells him stories of his amazing dinosaur-ass-kicking adventures
after about 15 levels in, the dog becomes a call-in assist, and he shows up with a huge backpack full of missiles and strafes all over the forgetin place firing a barrage of rockets wherever the forget because dogs can't aim worth stuff
