Straight Megathread - i didn't expect to get this far

[ResonKinetic]

i didnt know you had that special interest

i heard foot special interestes were common

i guess even poultry can like some hot lovey talons

[Ad Bot]

[/Pacha]

and you better check and make sure that your face doesn't get flattened by my foot

[awesomebread]

New poll to decide flat's fate

[ResonKinetic]

This is glorious.

[Dodger]

I love this thread

(not u guys though that wuld be homo)

[Niff]

I love this thread

(not u guys though that wuld be homo)

gey

[MyCreativeName]

bewbs!!!!!!!

[Flatflyer]

everyone who said no is probably a gay guy who wants me to be gay but I'm not

therefore all no votes do not count

[Dodger]

everyone who said no is probably a gay guy who wants me to be gay but I'm not

therefore all no votes do not count

One problem with that argument:

I'm straight

[Flatflyer]

One problem with that argument:

I'm straight

well I'm straighter than you meaning if you voted no for me then that means you aren't straight either.

[Buu]

You could graph my loveuality as a cubic parabola

[Stocking]

add me to the OP

[SlayerZ99]

add me to the OP

bi's dont count

[ultimamax]

This is the edgiest thread in the whole universe. Not created for the sole purpose of stirring up stuff, nosiree.

[Stocking]

bi's dont count

im not bi wtf