Straight Megathread - i didn't expect to get this far

[MyCreativeName]

Why we dont need a straght thread: Everyone comes into a big circlejerk of "hurr I'm hetero (jokes on cigarettes!1!!1)"
Why we need a LGBT+ thread: It gets slandered for the smallest things ("the title is too long, i get LGBT, but why Q and A???") and LGBT+ has a smaller community.
forget this straight earth

If you want us to tolerate you, you have to loving tolerate us

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[WALK2222]

I'm just saying.

The issue people have with "straight pride" or "white pride", is that the straight white man hasn't really been discriminated against throughout American History.  Obviously they've been teased, along with everybody else, but they haven't been segregated.

Anyways, lets just move on.  Better to avoid starting a stuff storm anyway, (as we know that will happen)

[Rally]

So what should I feel? Straight guilt? White shame? For actions I have not committed?

You cannot fight intolerance with intolerance, nor generalizations with generalizations. It has never worked in the past and will not work in the future.

[morningstar]

Please put morningstar on list of known straight forumers.  

I think gay people are evil and are all going to hell.  
Halelujah

[Kimon²]

the heteroloveuals have been oppressed for far too long. i am TIRED of going out in public only to be greeted with "hey hetero" and other slurs. the fight starts here. we shall organize a straight pride parade and show the gays that we are humans!

actual picture of previous straight pride parades:



if they can do it, we can too!

[MyCreativeName]

Please put morningstar on list of known straight forumers.  

I think gay people are evil and are all going to hell.  
Halelujah

shut the forget up

[morningstar]

shut the forget up

I'm sorry, you don't think that religious closemindedness is laughable and harmless? 

What forum am I on again? 

[UnoriginalGuy]

forget

why such harsh words ;(

[Cool Boi]

Why are you so adverse to a group of people being proud of their loveuality?

Because of muh oppression

[MyCreativeName]

I'm sorry, you don't think that religious closemindedness is laughable and harmless?  

What forum am I on again?  

i just hate rednecks and im quick to tell them to shut the forget up

why such harsh words ;(

hey jeff






forget

[Dodger]

I like the people who think the sole purpose of this thread is to stir up stuff are the ones coming in and whining

I'm still trying to find serious family values and gay (or other derivative loveuality) bashing in this thread lol

[morningstar]

i just hate rednecks and im quick to tell them to shut the forget up

While I am part redneck, I'm not a total douchebag.  Jeez, it's like you believed me when I said gays are evil or something.  

I'm straight and I don't hate gay people.  Done.  

[MyCreativeName]

While I am part redneck, I'm not a total douchebag.  Jeez, it's like you believed me when I said gays are evil or something. 

I'm straight and I don't hate gay people.  Done. 

i believed you because that was literally the worst time to pull that joke, when people were complaining. and this isn't the place for that sorta thing

sorry meng

[Tabbo Hotel]

Obviously they've been teased, along with everybody else, but they haven't been segregated.

Do you know how halves work? When one is separate from the other... the other is separate from one! Amazing! Try it yourself with the nearest object.

shut the forget up

Moron alert.

[morningstar]

i believed you because that was literally the worst time to pull that joke, when people were complaining. and this isn't the place for that sorta thing

sorry meng

It's all good brew.  Next time I'll read up on the previous pages first so that this doesn't happen again.