If you were God, what would you do?

[SquartleTurtle]

make all british people have american accents

[Ad Bot]

[sir dooble]

make all british people have american accents

They already do.

Americans have space accents. Neil Armstrong brought them back from the moon.

[Jubel]

Also remove all the tumblr genderfluids and special snowflakes and put them on a separate planet where they can yell at each other forever

[SquartleTurtle]

Also remove all the tumblr genderfluids and special snowflakes and put them on a separate planet where they can yell at each other forever

TRIGGER WARNING BECAUSE MY FATHER WAS MURDERED WITH A GUN

[dudeman162]

Also remove all the tumblr genderfluids and special snowflakes and put them on a separate planet where they can yell at each other forever

Wouldn't that be hell?

[Jubel]

TRIGGER WARNING BECAUSE MY FATHER WAS MURDERED WITH A GUN

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[shinyarceus4]

Create a world where Pokemon are real and evil is physically impossible.

[Char]

Create a world where Pokemon are real and evil is physically impossible.

why not just super evilness

'cause i mean a lot of funny stuff comes from being just a little mean

[bloody jumper]

To Do:
Solve world hunger
Start world peace
End all wars
Show self showing proof I exist, and speak that all religions were right in their own ways in the way they interpreted me so no one gets angry.
Show Man-Kind the way to the stars and speak that there are things out there to discover
Leave. And don't show myself again, and do not meddle in the affairs of the mortals.

[Katadeus]

I find triggers very triggering

I would gradually change humanity to be better people, and make myself apparent so that people don't have to sit around and wonder

[Biohazard]

remove anyone that says that they do not have a biological gender
remove anyone that is loving stupid
remove kebab
remove anyone that thinks the universe is a computer screen

[+Cca+]

I would write the Bible and make the earth in 7 days

[/Pacha]

remove anyone that thinks the universe is a computer screen

people think this?

[Biohazard]

people think this?

yes, lots of people

[Buu]

don't forget to remove flat earth society members