Honestly, this is my opinion. I'm going to borrow a bit from ultimax that in Japan, Gay Marriage Is not legal and is not a very popular subject either. On top of that Gay Marriage in the States is supported, but it is not the Majority. So what do you think Nintendo is going to do? Not include it. Which pisses a minority of people off and not the Majority. Imagine if they did allow it, what would happen? A bunch of bigots (more than the people currently advocating) would be against the game. Almost the opposite of this situation. They are doing this to appeal the the larger market, and piss off the least amount of people in the process. Not to mention this Is a PARODY game. People are making a game that is not least bit serious, serious.