Universe Timeline

[Legoboss]

Player 1: The year is 666, jesus gives birth to satan because aliens. The brotherhood of john madden from 665 changes into 2 separate groups. The Johns, and The Maddens.
Player 2: Year 667. The war between The Johns and The Maddens begins, while satan starts to form hell.
etc

Year 0 - A invisible force paints a gigantic, marvelous painting, called the universe. Galaxies, planets, stars, and other things of the universe are made. Then, the invisible forces little brother comes and takes a stuff on the painting. The stuff is known as earth.

[Ad Bot]

[Cool Boi]

Year 1 - Heat death of universe

[Legoboss]

Year 2 - Badspot suddenly is poofed into existence, sitting atop a mountain on the earth, eating ham.

[Betelgeux.]

Year 3 - Autism was made

[Champion]

Year 4 - The first blockhead spawned, and it invented Red Brick Spam.

[Alyx Vance]

Year 5: More colors emerged, red brick spam is now rainbow spam.

[Electrk.]

Year - 6: Orca creates the sea.

[Legoboss]

Year 7 - Rainbow spam is infected with autism

[Bomb Kirby]

Year 8 - The wheel is invented.

[Legoboss]

Year 9 - Rainbow spam is put into containers, which Badspot eats for breakfast. The sea starts to change color every day.

[dudeman162]

Year 10 - Schizophrenia is created to battle autism.

[ZombieDude]

Year 11 - Early Nigerian Cunts begin to form, having both schizophrenia and autism.

[Legoboss]

Year 12 - Nigerian Cunts crawl out of the water, and explore the land for the first time.

[dudeman162]

Year 13 - Mike Sandison and Marcus Eoin are born.

[Renderman]

year 14- First sample of soda is made.