Author Topic: Universe Timeline  (Read 6156 times)

Year 45 world is ddosed and crashes

Year 46 World is rebooted. Due to data loss Gabe Newell has vanished from existence.

Year 47 - Dark Lord Kompressor arises.

Year 3 - Autism was made
nyuk nyuk nyeeeerrrrr

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Year 48 - an extra emotion is added, a mythical emotion that nobody knows exists

Year 45 - Gabe Newell emotes are starting to appear. Everyone then spams those emotes.

Year 50 - Super Mario Bros is released, but the NES is not.

Year 46 - ARG fad started on Blockland Forums

Y'all are professional counters.

Year 52 - people learn to count. I hope.

Year 53 - The entire universe now contains autism and can not be removed.

Year 54 - youhaveautism.com becomes the internet's No1 website.

Year 55 - internet cancelled.

Year 56 - Nigerian Cunts rage against the internet providers and blackmail them to put the internet back on for free.

Year 57 - It is revealed that the resurrected Betel is the cause of the rapid spread of autism. Scientists are frantic to find a way to cleanse all of the Betel juice from the star fishes of his victims.

Year 58 - The disorganized block-related substances of the universe are spontaneously compacted into the Blockland.

Year 59: Development on the universe slows down and the universe's inhabitants don't realize the universe is ending.
Sound familiar?
« Last Edit: May 18, 2014, 09:27:07 PM by Hammereditor5 »