Author Topic: Universe Timeline  (Read 6470 times)

Year 83 - Stole a wheel, reinvented fire.

Year 84 - The realm of RTB mysteriously vanishes along with its creator, Ephialtes. Most players are left with a damper on their once universal means of communication.

Year 85 - without a means of communication war breaks out and two thirds of the population are wiped out, the remaining third lives in anti-mininuke bunkers below the surface of the slate.

Year 86 - maxwell asks when we got discovered the atomic theory

Year 87 - Badspot, out of curiosity into why he did not yet do so, creates the realm of the Blockland Forums.

Year 88 - The furryizer gun is invented, which turns things into furries.
Year 82 - Furries are invented
You're back ^_^

Year 89 - Large masses of both mondays and furries begin migrating to the Off Topic section of the newly formed realm of the Blockland Forums.

Year 90 - maxwell gets hold of a fission bomb and blows the forget out of the forum so we don't have to deal with remarks such as that ^

Year 91 - A new, groundbreaking initiative is set as to reconstruct the Blockland Forums by the year 100.
Year 92 - A cult is founded by the once infamous and long-gone IcyGamma, which bases its principles around the arrival of the year 100.

Year 93 - People found out that the "IcyGamma" was actually a fake ice alien that Axo-Tak fabricated.

Year 94 - People found out that Axo-Tak was really a machine made by Dr. Zan A. Ran II.

Year 95 - Both disgruntled members of said cult and a large group of rioting mondays execute Axo-Tak by means of trial by fire, not realizing that Axo-Tak was indeed a machine.
Year 96 - The now infamous Dr. Zan A. Ran II is found dead in a car wreck after his overdosing on the illicit drug Etuc Umuf.
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Year 97 - Dr. Ran's lesser known father, Dr. Zan A. Ran I, starts a petition to end use of the drug Etuc Umuf.
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Year 98 - Dr. Zan A. Ran Senior, not having understanding of how drugs are distributed and made, forwards his petition to The Badspot.

Year 99 - The real IcyGamma descends from the heavens in order to destroy the fake IcyGamma, Axo-Tak, and Dr. Zan A. Ran II's corpse using swarms of acid-shooting ice aliens.
Year 100 - Axo-Tak doesn't die. He turns the acid-shooting ice aliens into friendly salamander people.