Universe Timeline

[0xBRIANSMITH]

Year 15 - osama bin laden is dead

[Ad Bot]

[Legoboss]

Year 16 - Nigerian Cunts create injections, and inject themselves with autism. 50% of the Nigerian Cunts overdose, cutting their population in half.

[Johnimiester]

Year 17 - Badspot invents Gabe Newell.

[Cool Boi]

Year 18 - Gabe Newell learns how to post from worlds.com

[Aperture Science]

Year 19
Aperture Laboratories is created.

[dudeman162]

Year 20 - A mad scientist creates one of man's greatest inventions: yoga pants!

[Legoboss]

Year 21 - Gabe Newell declares war on the Nigerian Cunts by slaying their chief, Betel, with his crowbar.

[Silreath]

Year 18 - Gabe Newell learns how to post from worlds.com

OFFTOPIC: How to quick reply?
OT: Year 22- GN releases the first half-life

[Pie Crust]

Year 23 - Black Jesus and Homie Moses spawned and began making money by nulling transit as a public service.

[Legoboss]

Year 24 - Osama bin laden is born

[Renderman]

Year 25 - Osama Bin Laden dies

[Pie Crust]

Year 24 - Osama bin laden is born

Year 15 - osama bin laden is dead

Year 26 - Scientists study Osama Bin Laden to find the secret of his resucitation.

[Silreath]

year 27- bin laden's citation cannot be pinpointed, and project is over

[Bomb Kirby]

Year 28 - The wheel invents Yoshi.

[Renderman]

Year 29 - People prepare for the rumored "end of the world," Year 30.