Hahaha! That was a glorious battle!
We fought valiantly comrades. The enemy had strong ships, but the might and ingenuity of grand Arstotzkan engineering gave us a cutting edge in the general combat. Alas - one by one we fell, but we took those monsters with us!
Our mighty Sunrise-class Space Battleships, Uchuu Senkan Iowa and Uchuu Senkan Richelieu proved invaluable in the battle. Commanding the Iowa, I took out TWO enemy capital ships by devastating their shields from afar with quantum torcreepes, then rushing in and killing the shields with the Sizzler Ion Beam. Next came the truly terrifying part that surely struck fear in the hearts of those despicable kebab cowards - the Iowa's deadly shredder cannons! With deadly precision, the shredder cannons ripped right through the enemy's hull and tore their ship to bits! That - is how I cored and killed them! Muahahahaha!
I salute you, dear leader and fuhrer Comr4de! Glory to Arstotzka! Today has been a good day.
