Author Topic: Slay the Giant Spider! [Update 18!] - Pfffahaha.  (Read 13484 times)

There is not a single person who invested above 100 in Kindness, mostly because you guys probably thought it was useless. It's not.
If you want to be canonical, Aran Ryan is insane and a total arsemuffin.

It's out of 700, due to the formula I'm using. Speaking of which, if any of you feel skeptical about the math behind this game or want to see the math behind it, I'd be happy to give you viewing access to the google spreadsheet I'm using.

what

I was just making a bad joke

but yeah this sounds cool. i hope it goes farrr

what

I was just making a bad joke

but yeah this sounds cool. i hope it goes farrr

i kNOW I JUST REALIZED

Someone linked me to the context. I'm really bad with jokes. <:K

i kNOW I JUST REALIZED

Someone linked me to the context. I'm really bad with jokes. <:K

haha i thought everyone heard that song

Bear-hug a spider leg. (Kindness)

Punch that thing rapidly (Agility)

Steel myself for any attacks. (Guts)

Steel myself for any attacks. (Guts)

as in like

turn into metal??

oh wait i have to upDATE stuff

~*Update 11*~

alright, since sometimes i’m not too sure what you guys want to do, i’m going to spell out the basic rules for this again:

If your move is doing damage of any sort, you have to specify what stat you’re using.

More importantly, if your attack is NOT a basic move (ensured powerful hit, charges, heals, etc.), add (skill) or something to that effect so I know that it’s a skill. All skills (except for ones that restore WP) will automatically consume WP (WP restoring ones sacrifice Guts), so you don’t need to specify that. Also, all buffs and heals will use kindness no matter what you specify.

SKILLS(?)

PurpleSir (Level 3)(GUTS: 15(-3)/17; WP: 11/14) (No Action): You can’t use skills this turn, sadly. I’ll give you a free attack though. ; - )



ATTACKS

TristanLuigi (Level 3) (GUTS: 18(-6)/18; WP: 12/14) (1, Tech): While aiming your laser, you trip and accidentally get hurt by it, losing 3 HP! On the bright side, it still hits the spider for 4 damage, thanks to your buff.

WaffleCake (Level 4) (GUTS: 24(-4)/24; WP: 20/20) (2, Kindness): The spider is grateful for your gift and happily accepts it. You feel warm and fuzzy inside.

CharlesSpeaking (Level 4) (GUTS: 20/22; WP: 17/17) (6.2, Luck): You throw a bunch of coins in the air and hope for the best. Amazingly, the best does happen, and each penny punctures an individual eye, dealing a massive 31 damage. You also gain a self-buff!

theepicman(Level 3) (GUTS: 16(-3)/18; WP: 6/13) (2,Tech): The spider is distracted by the laser pointer. It then promptly explodes and hurts the spider for 4 damage, thanks to TristanLuigi’s old buff. Level up!

SPIDER RETALIATION (2): All players with below average strength are damaged by poison! The following players are harmed:
  • TristanLuigi (-3)
  • Mus (-3, but the attack is reflected back and damages the spider, thanks to your self-buff)
  • PurpleSir (-3)
  • ShinyArceus4 (-3)
  • Rigel (-3, but the attack is reflected back and damages the spider,, thanks to your self-buff)

mus (SELF-BUFF ACTIVE) (Level 3) (GUTS: 17/19; WP: 15/15) (6, Intellect): South Africa gathers every African country (except Zimbabwe, since it no longer exists) and Switzerland to attack the spider. The soldiers do a total of 14 damage on the spider (their weapons were boosted by TristanLuigi’s buff). Your self-buff wanes, however. Level up!

Zanaran2 (Level 4) (GUTS: 23(-2)/24; WP: 11/16) (1, Intellect): The spider says that your “prose” was incredibly misogynistic and had no intellectual value, prompting it to attack you for 2 damage. Maybe they will understand your poetic genius when you are dead...

Rigel (SELF-BUFF ACTIVE) (Level 3) (GUTS: 18/18; WP: 16/16) (6, Kindness): Your bear hug squeezes the punctured eyes out of the spider, blinding it and dealing 9 damage. Your self-buff wanes, however.

Redconer (Level 3) (GUTS: 24/24; WP: 18/18) (3, Agility): You punch the spider rapidly, but your hands get tired really quickly. You deal 5 damage.

ShinyArceus4 (Level 3) (GUTS: 18(-5)/18; WP: 13/16) (1, Guts): You try to turn yourself into steel, but the impossibility of that prompts you to explode. You lose 2 damage points.

SPIDER RETALIATION (1): All players with above average kindness are damaged by poison! The following are affected:

  • Mus (-3, but the damage is reflected back and damages the spider instead)
  • WaffleCake (-4)
  • Theepicman (-3)

REMAINING HP: 499,552; WEB RESISTANCE: 3.5(-.5)
« Last Edit: June 24, 2014, 04:41:25 PM by childofdarkness016 »

Call upon the tepig god to flamethrower the spider. (Kindness?)
« Last Edit: June 23, 2014, 11:13:42 PM by Theepicman »

I sit down and take a breather to restore HP. (Kindness)

Heal PurpleSir (Kindness)


going to sleep = skill????

[LUCK ATTACK] I fling an eight-ball at the spider's head.