Slay the Giant Spider! [Update 18!] - Pfffahaha.

[Rigel]

Begin slashing at the spider's web with a sword. (Strength)

Also, I think my dice are loaded. I've gotten nothing but 6 and over since I joined.

_{Also, king of page 10!}

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[childofdarkness016]

Begin slashing at the spider's web with a sword. (Strength)

Also, I think my dice are loaded. I've gotten nothing but 6 and over since I joined.

_{Also, king of page 10!}

The self-buff means you will always get 6 until it wears off.

going to sleep = skill????

if it's not a standard attack it's a skill

can't have people restoring their guts with no penalty

[childofdarkness016]

-snip forgot i double posted-

[shinyarceus4]

Have a giant slot machine fall on the spider. (Luck)

[Zanaran2]

Elbow that roostertease of a spider. (Strength)

[childofdarkness016]

~*Update 12*~

I changed the formula up a little bit, so expect to be doing more damage than usual.

SKILLS

WaffleCake (Level 4) (GUTS: 20(+4)/24; WP: 20(-3)/20) (Self-Heal): You successfully restore 4 health points.

Redconer (Level 4) (GUTS: 28/28; WP: 21(-2)/21) (Healing an ally): PurpleSir regains 4 of his lost health points. His guts are now at 19/20.


ATTACKS

theepicman (Level 4) (GUTS: 18/21; WP: 6/13) (5, Kindness): The Tepig Gods are enticed by your good karma and decide to attack the spider with you. They deal a collective 21 damage.

CharlesSpeaking (SELF-BUFF ACTIVE) (Level 4) (GUTS: 20/22; WP: 17/17) (6, Tech): The spider is especially weak to bug spray! It loses 18 damage points. Level up!

Cybertails1998 (Level 3) (GUTS: 21/21; WP: 15/15) (3, Luck): You chuck an 8-ball at the spider. It barely hurts the spider, taking away only 6 damage points. Level up!

SPIDER RETALIATION (6): WP cost is halved for two turns! Anything that requires 1 WP will have no cost.

Rigel (Level 3) (GUTS: 18/18; WP: 16/16) (5, Strength): You slash the spider’s web with a sword. The spider loses its balance and hits itself. It loses 11 damage from bleeding. Level up!

ShinyArceus4 (Level 3) (GUTS: 13/18; WP: 13/16) (5, Luck): A slot machine suddenly falls on the spider, damaging it by 7. Its display then shows 3 swords, meaning that it will inflict 12 damage. Level up!

Zanaran2 (Level 4) (GUTS: 21/24; WP: 11/16) (3, Strength): You “gently” elbow the spider for 11 damage. You feel that you could have done more, however.

REMAINING HP: 499,542; WEB RESISTANCE: 3

[Theepicman]

Use tackle. (Strength)

[PurpleSir]

loveually assault the spider (Luck???)

[WaffleCake]

I tell the spider about it's sad lonely life. (Kindness)

[TristanLuigi]

I tell the spider about it's sad lonely life. (Kindness)

how is that kindness?

Activate the trapdoor I installed under the spider before he got there that makes him fall into spikes. (Intellect)

[CharlesSpeaking]

create a machine to chop myself in half over the spider (guts)

[shinyarceus4]

Build thrusters on the asteroid Vesta and launch it towards the spider. (Tech) (Powered-up)

[PurpleSir]

Build thrusters on the asteroid Vesta and launch it towards the spider. (Tech) (Powered-up)

DONT TURN THIS INTO loving YMDTW V PLEASE WE DONT WANT TO HAVE THINGS DESTROYING THE EARTH

[Redconer]

Roundhouse kick the spider's head (Strength)

[Rigel]

Attempt to nail horse shoes onto the spider's abdomen. (Luck)