The Adventures of Yashka Sheriff: Bandit Adventure 2

[AutoBahn]

Pass it by going into oncoming traffic and then back onto the right side of the road.

[Ad Bot]

[Rigel]

Pass it by going into oncoming traffic and then back onto the right side of the road.

I have no clue how that'd work.

Just ram past the yellow cop car

[AutoBahn]

I have no clue how that'd work.

We go over the median(the sidewalk and grass on the left), onto the other side of the road, which is into oncoming traffic, pass the roadblock, and go back onto the correct side of the road. They don't seem to be blocking the other side of the road, so it's so crazy it just might work.

[tber123]

Theres no way around, because the tunnel is the only exit out of the main part of Evocity.



The Sausage Warehouse/Factory is nearby, also----

Special encounter! (Did you forget about me?)





Team "Miniboss Squad"! 3 Metrocop Tribals and 1 Metrocop Fragger(Metrocop fragger previously shown killing a Counter Strike Terrorist)

OPENING MOVES
A)Get blown up
B)Get shot to death
C)Realize that this is a Hopeless Boss Fight, call BS on it, and rage quit because the Game Master is a sadistic son of a bitch. Just kidding


Inventory:TRS-301, UDP Compact, Chaser 13, Vintar BC, Viper 5, Hunting Knife, Molotov roostertail x1, Sausage x14, Vodka x12, weapon repair kit, lockpick, Combine Grenade, door

[Rigel]

Take a super sharp turn to the right, it should cause the ambulance to tip over and fall.

Take a last stand with your friends.

[tber123]

Take a super sharp turn to the right, it should cause the ambulance to tip over and fall.

Take a last stand with your friends.

WRONG END 3


War never changes. The storm of world war had come again. In two brief hours, most of the planet was reduced to cinders. And from the ashes of nuclear devastation, a new civilization would struggle to arise.

[AutoBahn]

Throw a molotov.
Molotovs fix everything.

[tber123]

Throw a molotov.
Molotovs fix everything.

That was the last molotov.



The minibosses disintegrate.



Your ambulance is deleted. A hacker appears.



The hacker grabs a random bandit with a physgun and slams him into the ground. A portal forms and kidnaps him.



The hacker teleports away after being shotgunned.

Sausage Factory nearby. You now have 2 bandits following you. They could be put to work in your factory or something.

I wonder what happened to the other bandit that got kidnapped......


What the hell is a bedroom

[AutoBahn]

yes, now our sausagefest empire will be set in motion
put the bandits to work growing sausages

[Rigel]

And rest in the sausage farm, as you are surely tired

[tber123]

And rest in the sausage farm, as you are surely tired

yes, now our sausagefest empire will be set in motion
put the bandits to work growing sausages

You put the bandit followers to work while you rest.

Nothing exciting happens when you wake up. Which direction do we explore now? (North/West/South/East)

[firestorm]

West is best.

[tber123]

Mercy Hospital, or the tunnel to the lake?

[blazerblock2]

hospital, get yourself a sausage fix

[firestorm]

I love how sausage became pretty much a staple to this.