ABS FIESTA - LOCKED EDITION

[xxxxkill]

"Paratroopers are almost done! Defeat those Sabres and we'll head back to base. I'll buy a beer for whoever has the most kills!"

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[mlockha]

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because drugs are bad DUH
gosh xxxxkill dont tell me your going against gods word????

[Operator¹]

ok I guess I'm an ace now because I shot five fighters down + 1 MiG-21 from all the way back to our first combat sortie

[NoZoner]

"Casey, you remember the Thach weave?"

"Hate to say it but I actually slept through most of the BFM lecture!" I look up in the mirror to find the bandit menacingly glued in place.

[Mr. Hurricane]

"stuff!" I say, "Well, uh, forget-"

The RWR spikes. The sabre has fired a group of MMS. I dump countermeasures, but it's futile. Two missiles impact the aircraft, the right vertical stabilizer is sheared off, and the left engine is on fire and in-op. Also the rear radar receiver is destroyed.

"forget, forget! I'm bailing!" I say.

I put my head down and pull the handle. The canopy blasts off and I'm shot out into the open sky.

[Qwepir]

"stuff!" I say, "Well, uh, forget-"

The RWR spikes. The sabre has fired a group of MMS. I dump countermeasures, but it's futile. Two missiles impact the aircraft, the right vertical stabilizer is sheared off, and the left engine is on fire and in-op. Also the rear radar receiver is destroyed.

"forget, forget! I'm bailing!" I say.

I put my head down and pull the handle. The canopy blasts off and I'm shot out into the open sky.

well ok then

Allied forces in the area:
Mjolnir 1-4
Mjolnir 1-5
Mjolnir 1-7
Mjolnir 1-9

Enemy forces in the area:
2x SI-32 Sabre

[Swat 3]

let's just say a rescue team took me back to the base

No because a rescue helicopter would have been shot down. We didn't magically fart a rescue team out of our asses and look at where we are at.

Not at the base.

[Qwepir]

Ejected pilots are recovered at the end of a mission. If allied forces won, they go back to base and everything is dandy. If the enemy wins, they are captured and/or killed.

[Gojira]

No because a rescue helicopter would have been shot down. We didn't magically fart a rescue team out of our asses and look at where we are at.

Not at the base.

well in theory we are at base

[NoZoner]

"CRUX!"

God dammit! I slam the power lever forward and pull up and to the left from the Sabre tailing me, hoping the damaged engine would restrict his ability to climb.

[Qwepir]

hoping the damaged engine would restrict his ability to climb.

Indeed it does, and despite all its sophisticated flight equipment, the engine damage prevents it from tailing you any further.

[Swat 3]

well in theory we are at base

yeah our base but not theirs

soon their base will be ours and they will be my buttslaves (esp. the CO).

[Mr. Hurricane]

I'm torn out of the seat as the chute deploys. I sigh as I float down.

"I'm sorry guys," I say.

I remember a man, telling me about a place full of freedom, far away from NUAC. It wasn't compulsively militaristic or corrupt, but accepting, and even if you were indentured, there was still a taste of freedom.

One day, they came for him, and took him away. God knows where. They told me that he had lied to me. I believed it for a while, but everything he said I began to see. The suppression of dissenting ideas, the lack of free thought.

[Qwepir]

EVERYBODY'S GETTING ENSLAVED

[xxxxkill]

YOU GET ENSLAVED
AND YOU GET ENSLAVED
EVERYBODY GETS FREE SLAVERY

One day, they came for him, and took him away. God knows where. They told me that he had lied to me. I believed it for a while, but everything he said I began to see. The suppression of dissenting ideas, the lack of free thought.

You're kinda mixing up the NAUC and the Imperium Zentragoth here I mean the NAUC have their fair share of red rockets you know what I'm sayin' HYEH but they don't have Stalinist propaganda and stuff.