k since i posted a joke one here i go
If you hate rich people solely for the fact they're rich, you're a massive friend.
If you believe any kind of conspiracy theory, you're braindead and useless.
If you're going to smoke weed, smoke it. If you post about it on twitter 24/7 and you get narc'd on and kicked out of school/fired/whatever don't complain like a little bitch. That's your own damn fault. (this has actually happened on multiple occasions.)
Fat people have no right to complain about being fat. Genetically fat people who are unable to lose weight can.
There is no wage gap between males and females. If you didn't get hired/don't get the same pay you're not performing as well as your other co-workers who so happen to be male.
You can like anime. You can show you like it to an extent. When that is all you talk about and you refuse to move on, you should probably shut the forget up because I am most likely not interested in conversing with you.
There is nothing wrong with apple products.
There is nothing wrong with android products
There is nothing wrong with people who choose a certain product over another, you're just an starfish.
If you tell people to kill themselves over an opinion, it is most likely you who should if anyone. (not saying to kill yourself)
Dead baby jokes are funny, murder jokes are funny, holocaust jokes are funny, but apparently when someone makes a rape joke its unfunny? forget you.
Homestuck is the absolute worst thing to ever be created. I'd rather have a second holocaust than to be forced to see even just ONE more image of that stuff.
Homestuck is alright. The people who post it everywhere are not.