So I just got two reverse 9-1-1 calls (home phone and cellphone), an email, and a text message from the police at my college.
???Glad I don't move in till Friday..
EDIT: Updated image with second text. Doesn't really need explaining. The forget.
L. M. F. A. O.
Oh my loving god. They found the guy. He was carrying an umbrella. Not a rifle.