Author Topic: (no hate replies please) i have a crush on my straight friend  (Read 27543 times)

so now we must know

do you want his anaconda or his buns hun
What if he wants a snake hotdog?

Oh my god Doorman.

You are literally amazing.
lol Thanks

door now that youre older do you have a professional advice column

because you should
No, because I don't want to risk someone actually taking my advice and have it somehow forget up their life. Besides, I'm a romantic. That stuff never actually happens... Right?
Guys?
Hello? ●︿●

No, because I don't want to risk someone actually taking my advice and have it somehow forget up their life. Besides, I'm a romantic. That stuff never actually happens... Right?
Guys?
Hello? ●︿●

Only in fantasies. `^`

wtf. were you locked in a basement when you were a kid. your only 10.
I was left in the backseat of my moms car when I was a kid many times while she went 5 hours shopping

hey guys, so you guys probably want to know what happened, so here it is, and doorman, i didnt read your post before i went, im sorry, and the sucky part is his little brother sat in between us, so i couldn't anyway.

When we were at the karaoke bar, we were listening to a song and he asked me, "hey, you wanna go and dance like idiots?" and i said, "Yea, Of Course." so we went up their and we started to dance the 2 step, my heart was racing and it felt like magic, when the song ended we went back to our table, a few minutes later he saw his big sister and some douchbag making out, so he freaked out and went to the car, i went with him to comfort him, he said thanks and a few hours later, we were laying in his bed watching some videos on his phone, he then turned to me and made a kiss face, i was about to do the same but he said, "haha, I kid i kid, i have a girlfriend you know", he then got a text that made him and i upset be cause my feeling are based kinda on his, apperantly he was in a relationship and this text popped up from his "girlfriend" "hey, im sorry but i dont think we will work out, its just to stressful and i think we should see other people." he got upset and he walked outside saying, "im just gonna listen to music." i was upset cause he was upset, i followed him and also comforted him, he then said "just dont remind me of it ok?" i said "ok" and went inside, a few hours later my mother came to pick me up, i hugged him alot and said, "ill see you soon, ok?" and he said, "ok, see ya." in a depressed tone, i hesitated to go out the door, turned around and hugged him one last time, and sadly left. on the way home i kept looking out the window thinking why i didnt kiss him when i had the chance and im still a bit sad but im ok

I hope ill see him soon, so all that happened, oh and one point when he got cold i hugged him and said "here, ill warm you up." and he said sarcasticly "daww, thanks hon" he then started laughing, so yea

lol no way this guy has a gf
he's gay as forget

so now we must know

do you want his anaconda or his buns hun
his anaconda don't want none unless he got

The verdict is in your friend is HELLA GAY

Just be like "I want you.". Works every time*.

so, like
you have a best friend
he doesn't know you're gay
that's the first wrong step, he should know so it calms down the thunder a bit when he finds out
but yeah, he seems to be asking for it now, you just got to believe in yourself bro

lol no way this guy has a gf
he's gay as forget
ikr who the hell goes around doing stuff like that. unless its a girl im sitting next to in bed i rather sit on the cold floor with scorpions everywhere

op he gave you hints, he IS gay/bi. so go do what you gay people do to seduce others

ikr who the hell goes around doing stuff like that. unless its a girl im sitting next to in bed i rather sit on the cold floor with scorpions everywhere

op he gave you hints, he IS gay/bi. so go do what you gay people do to seduce others

Raise your tail feather plumes and attract your mate with a flamboyant dance like a pearooster

Raise your tail feather plumes and attract your mate with a flamboyant dance like a pearooster
*snaps picture* fascinating

you should write a movie about it and then become rich and then give him $1000 to turn gay

you should write a movie about it and then become rich and then give him $1000 to turn gay
holy stuff you're a genius
we could name it like "gaylight" and get a bunch of girls to start wanting to forget gay vampires people