(no hate replies please) i have a crush on my straight friend

[Menen]

Ok i got it

Step 1: get some gay research magazines
Step 2: Hide them in your room and invite him over
Step 3: ACCIDENTALLY reveal the hiding place of them
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Congratulations you have told him

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[nickpb1]

Just whip your richard out and say "wanna dual?"

[ultimamax]

play strip yugioh

[Trogtor]

Just whip your richard out and say "wanna dual?"

this

its the best %100 manly way to openly be gay it's considered an honor since dueling is the mans way of dominance very much so

[ZombieDude]

Just whip your richard out and say "wanna dual?"

he'll pull down his pants and show he has a vagina then say 'you activated my trap card'

[Nonnel]

reveal it in a steamy game of truth or dare

[Crispy_]

say "i want you inside me" then unzip his pants and bend over in front of him

if he says no then its time to get the viagra and bat

[Alternat¡ve]

op is full of stuff imo.

[Oasis]

just throw "i'm gay" into the conversation once it's slightly relevant

I don't see when that would be relevant to a casual conversation.

[Nonnel]

I don't see when that would be relevant to a casual conversation.

how do you never bring up loveuality ever

[Oasis]

how do you never bring up loveuality ever

Easily.
What am I supposed to say?

Him: "Hey want to go catch a movie?"
Me: "Sure, sounds good, give me a minute to finish this calc homework."
Him: "Ok, do you want to go to the 4:15 or 6:30?"
Me: "Either, I'm bi so I'm flexible on movie times."

[Foxscotch]

I don't see when that would be relevant to a casual conversation.

whenever there's a lull in the conversation, you could mention some guy you heard being a jerk to someone because they were gay (even if you had to make up the story), and the way your friend reacted would let you know how he might feel about gay people. learning a friend of yours is gay could be a bit of a shock, I guess, but at least you'd know that, if you told them, they wouldn't care in the long run
if it went well, you could just go ahead and tell him you were gay then
if it did NOT go well, stop talking to that friend, and find new ones

[Oasis]

whenever there's a lull in the conversation, you could mention some guy you heard being a jerk to someone because they were gay (even if you had to make up the story), and the way your friend reacted would let you know how he might feel about gay people. learning a friend of yours is gay could be a bit of a shock, I guess, but at least you'd know that, if you told them, they wouldn't care in the long run
if it went well, you could just go ahead and tell him you were gay then
if it did NOT go well, stop talking to that friend, and find new ones

Then you have the issue of a closeted friend who is trying to obscure his own loveuality by being extremely homophobic.

[cooldawson3]

Him: "Hey want to go catch a movie?"
Me: "Sure, sounds good, give me a minute to finish this calc homework."
Him: "Ok, do you want to go to the 4:15 or 6:30?"
Me: "Either, I'm bi so I'm flexible on movie times."

Oh god lol.

I can't offer any new help here. You really should tell him that you're gay first, before anything. As a straight guy, I know it'd freak me out a bit if one of my friends threw that much information at me so suddenly; it'd be a lot to take in so quickly.

[Oasis]

Oh god lol.

I can't offer any new help here. You really should tell him that you're gay first, before anything. As a straight guy, I know it'd freak me out a bit if one of my friends threw that much information at me so suddenly; it'd be a lot to take in so quickly.

Then there's the issue if that'll throw him off too much that he'll be uncomfortable sharing a bathroom with me.

So many unknowns here, probably should just maintain the status quo.