The Assassination (THE END)

[firestorm]

No to Gyro, yes to Gauss. Give Nick a Sweeper of Streets.

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

Followers
Nick "Blue" Walter armed with fists 40/40 hp Healthy
[Explosives]Trained
[Medic]Trained
[Firearms]Trained 

Tom Falke armed with .22 Pistol(Perfect Condition)25/25 hp Healthy
Gauss Rifle (Good condition)
[Medic]Trained
[Firearms]Trained
[Close Combat]Trained

Health: Still in one piece. 40/40 HP.

Inventory:
Miniature Airsoft Assault Rifle(Perfect condition)
Red Ryder LE BB Gun. (Good condition.)
4 Payne Killers (Healing pills)
1 Medkit
TRS-301 (Poor condition.)
Can Of Beans (Food)
Ultimate Guide to Playing DayZ for handicapped Bambis
Muton Sushi (Food)
XCOM Laser Rifle (OP as forget, infinite ammo.) (Fair-ish condition.)
Kingpin's FN FAL (Unique) (Damaged)
Lucky Punk .44 Revolver (Unique) (Fair condition.)
Blunt's MAS-49 (Unique)
Gyrojet (Extremely rare gun)
Silenced PMM (Damaged)
FAL (Medium-ish condition)
Ripper/Vector SMG (Near-Perfect condition)
Fallout 10mm SMG (Poor condition)
Rocket Rifle (Damaged)
Street Sweeper (Perfect)
Luger(Perfect condition)
Gmod Physgun (Near-broken)
Ripper Knife (Needs a new blade)
Rawkit Lawnchair (Medium condition)

Perks
Healthy (+10 maximum HP)
Last Chance (You are never instantly killed by most attacks. If you have 5 HP and you take 7 damage, you survive with 1 HP and are instantly incapacitated.)

Places to run away to
Computer Table
Floor
Bed
Chair w/ textbooks (Leads to bookshelf)
Bookshelf
Drawer Cart w/ Box
Airsoft Assault Rifle
Lego Bucket
Box Of Legos
Under the bed

[Firearms]Skilled
[Close Combat]Trained
[Energy Weapons]Trained
[Throwing]Untrained
[Explosives]Skilled
[Social Skills]Trained
[Medic]Trained  

The stickman, which is what is left of the dead human, opens fire. Where do you run away to?

[Mr Queeba]

Chair w/ textbooks

[ButlerBlockhead125]

Run to whatevers closest

[Rigel]

Chair w/ textbooks

Oh stuff, idea time!

Try to trap the stuff-head in one of the text books!

Or just drop it on his foot.

[firestorm]

Wait we're loving legos.
Make him step on someone.

[tber123]

Sacrifice a companion in order to get the stickman to step on a lego?

• Yes
• No
• Other

[the hacker]

Other: sacrifice all of us

[ButlerBlockhead125]

sacrifice the human

[tber123]

Success! The stickman steps on all of you, which predictibly results in everyone getting killed. Because you have the "Last Chance" perk, you get to live long enough for him to stomp you twice.

Stickman status: Wounded

MISSION FAILED. Abort,Retry, Fail?





















..................... Just kidding! The stickman isn't human anymore, and he isn't as heavy at all. Unfortunately, though, some of your items are now destroyed or broken. All destroyed items have been removed from your inventory.

Followers
Nick "Blue" Walter armed with fists 10/40 HP Almost dead
[Explosives]Trained
[Medic]Trained
[Firearms]Trained

Tom Falke armed with .22 Pistol(Slightly damaged) 2/25 hp Health Almost dead
Gauss Rifle (Cracked in half)
[Medic]Trained
[Firearms]Trained
[Close Combat]Trained

Health: LAST CHANCE IS ACTIVE 1/40 HP.

Inventory:
Miniature Airsoft Assault Rifle(TONKA TOUGH!)
4 Payne Killers (Healing pills)
1 Medkit
XCOM Laser Rifle (OP as forget, infinite ammo.) (NEAR-BROKEN)
Kingpin's FN FAL (Unique) (BROKEN)
Lucky Punk .44 Revolver (Unique) (BROKEN)
Blunt's MAS-49 (Unique) (DAMAGED)
Gyrojet (Extremely rare gun) (BROKEN)
Ripper/Vector SMG (Near-Perfect condition)
Fallout 10mm SMG (Undamaged, but still a piece of stuff)
Street Sweeper (Medium condition)
Luger(Cracked)


Perks
Healthy (+10 maximum HP)
Last Chance (You are never instantly killed by most attacks. If you have 5 HP and you take 7 damage, you survive with 1 HP and are instantly incapacitated.) PERK IS ON COOLDOWN: Die again and thats the last time.

Areas to retreat to
Computer Table
Floor
Bed
Chair w/ textbooks (Leads to bookshelf)
Bookshelf
Drawer Cart w/ Box
Lego Bucket
Box Of Legos
Under the bed
New stack of boxes

[Firearms]Skilled
[Close Combat]Trained
[Energy Weapons]Trained
[Throwing]Untrained
[Explosives]Skilled
[Social Skills]Trained
[Medic]Trained  

The human recoils in pain from your sharp edges penetrating his foot. Now what?

[AutoBahn]

We must become

EDGIER

DON THY FEDORA

[Mr Queeba]

Use Payne Killers on you and your 2 followers.

[ButlerBlockhead125]

So I was reading through and

Golden Gun 7 shots

When did we use 6 shots of the golden gun before shooting at the human?

And wasn't there an engineer skill?

[tber123]

So I was reading through andWhen did we use 6 shots of the golden gun before shooting at the human?

And wasn't there an engineer skill?

7 shots would be OP. As for the Engineer skill, I forgot about it. Bumping it up to Trained, too.

You attempt to become edgier somehow, but you can't find anyone nearby wearing a fedora.

Stickman status: Wounded

Followers
Nick "Blue" Walter armed with fists 30/40 HP
[Explosives]Trained
[Medic]Trained
[Firearms]Trained

Tom Falke armed with .22 Pistol(Slightly damaged) 25/25 hp
Gauss Rifle (Cracked in half)
[Medic]Trained
[Firearms]Trained
[Close Combat]Trained

Health:  40/40 HP

Inventory:
Miniature Airsoft Assault Rifle(TONKA TOUGH!)
1 Medkit
XCOM Laser Rifle (OP as forget, infinite ammo.) (NEAR-BROKEN)
Kingpin's FN FAL (Unique) (BROKEN)
Lucky Punk .44 Revolver (Unique) (BROKEN)
Blunt's MAS-49 (Unique) (DAMAGED)
Gyrojet (Extremely rare gun) (BROKEN)
Ripper/Vector SMG (Near-Perfect condition)
Fallout 10mm SMG (Undamaged, but still a piece of stuff)
Street Sweeper (Medium condition)
Luger(Cracked)


Perks
Healthy (+10 maximum HP)
Last Chance (You are never instantly killed by most attacks. If you have 5 HP and you take 7 damage, you survive with 1 HP and are instantly incapacitated.) PERK IS ON COOLDOWN2postsleft?: Die again and thats the last time.

Search for a fedora!
Computer Table
Floor
Bed
Chair w/ textbooks (Leads to bookshelf)
Bookshelf
Drawer Cart w/ Box
Lego Bucket
Box Of Legos
Under the bed
New stack of boxes

[Firearms]Skilled
[Close Combat]Trained
[Energy Weapons]Trained
[Throwing]Untrained
[Explosives]Skilled
[Social Skills]Trained
[Medic]Trained  
[Engineer]Trained

[Mr Queeba]

Search for Fedora in new stack of boxes.