The Assassination (THE END)

[firestorm]

Search for Fedora in new stack of boxes.

[Ad Bot]

[Cybertails1998]

Hide under table, phone Optimus Prime to get your blaster launcher back

[tber123]

Hide under table, phone Optimus Prime to get your blaster launcher back

Its the endgame, so you can phone the Admins and get your OP equipment back. You place a phone call, and the admins reply that they will come in by aircraft to drop off the gear soon. You then search the New Stack Of Boxes for a fedora, and you only find a group of refugees guarded by the Tunnel Snakes.

Tunnel Snakes(Neutral)
Butchie armed with Edgier Fedora
TunnelSnakesRule armed with 10mm Pistol
Bump Buts II:Electric Boogaloo armed with M16
FRANK HORRIGAN armed with Plasma Pistol
Femscout armed with Sausage
Marisa armed with Master Spark Launcher
General Winter armed with Mosin Nagant
Rudolph Knitler armed with Sewing Needle
Lucky armed with HK416
AveTrueToCaesar99 armed with Machete
PatrollingTheMojaveAlmostMakesYouWishForaNuclearWinter armed with Vietnam War M16
Pokonik armed with Self Delete Vest

Refugees(Defenseless and Neutral)
56 people.

Dealing with the Tunnel Snakes(Who are neutral)
[Firearms]Skilled Mozambique Drill the Tunnel Snakes and kill atleast 3-4 of them at once. If this is successful, it will terrify the other tunnel snakes and render them helpless.
[Firearms]Skilled #2 Spray and pray everyone with the Street Sweeper or Vector.
[Close Combat]Trained Attempt to quickly beat everyone to death before they can blink.
[Energy Weapons]Trained Engage Combat, Auto Fire with XCOM Laser, get a multi kill, probably.
[Throwing]Untrained Throw the Fallout 10mm SMG at them and hope it explodes.
[Explosives]Skilled Intimidate them with a Gyrojet, which is a pistol that shoots (non-explosive, but they don't know that) rockets.
[Social Skills]Trained Send Butchie a Trade Offer for the Fedora.
[Medic]Trained Offer your services in exchange for a fedora.
[Engineer]Trained Offer to fix their equipment.

Dealing with the refugees after you deal with the tunnel snakes)
[Firearms]Skilled Kill them all with the Airsoft Assault Rifle .
[Energy Weapons]Trained Intimidate them into joining you. 56 meatshields against a stickman.
[Social Skills]Trained Talk them into joining you.
[Medic]Trained Patch up their wounds in exchange for service.
[Engineer]Trained Repair their weapons.

Objective 1: Survive until the admins arrive with your OP equipment they took from you
Objective 2: Get a Fedora
Objective 3: Tunnel snakes rule.

[Mr Queeba]

Use Social Skills to deal with Tunnel Snakes, use Medic to deal with Refugees.

[firestorm]

Use Social Skills to convince dude to give up his Fedora.

[tber123]

Use Social Skills to deal with Tunnel Snakes, use Medic to deal with Refugees.

Stickman status: Wounded

[Speech: FAILED] "Trade me that edgier fedora! I'll give you 3 refined for it!"

Butchie says: "70 keys and 25 earbuds, buddy. You ain't got enough."

Speech has failed you this time. You patch up the refugees, however, and the Tunnel Snakes allow you to take the Fedora. You then recruit some of them.

Followers
Nick "Blue" Walter armed with fists 30/40 HP
[Explosives]Trained
[Medic]Trained
[Firearms]Trained

Tom Falke armed with .22 Pistol(Slightly damaged) 25/25 hp
Gauss Rifle (Cracked in half)
[Medic]Trained
[Firearms]Trained
[Close Combat]Trained

Greco armed with XCOM Rifle(stuffty) 10/10 HP
[Dying] Skilled

Mogeko armed with XCOM Pistol (Even stufftier) 7/7 HP
[Panicking] Advanced

Max Headroom armed with Flyswatter(Perfect condition) 12/12 HP
[Really kinky stuff] Master

Stalker armed with XCOM Stun Rod 12/12 HP
[Breathing] Untrained

500 Memes armed with Self Delete Vest 1/1 HP
[Pack Mule] Trained

Bob Saget armed with XCOM Rocket Launcher 50/50 HP
[Blowing himself up] trained

Myron armed with Dart Gun 25/25 HP

9mm armed with bare hands

Cirno armed with Icicle Blaster

Gun research armed with Alarm Clock

Health:  40/40 HP

Inventory:
Miniature Airsoft Assault Rifle(TONKA TOUGH!)
1 Medkit
XCOM Laser Rifle (OP as forget, infinite ammo.) (NEAR-BROKEN)
Kingpin's FN FAL (Unique) (BROKEN)
Lucky Punk .44 Revolver (Unique) (BROKEN)
Blunt's MAS-49 (Unique) (DAMAGED)
Gyrojet (Extremely rare gun) (BROKEN)
Ripper/Vector SMG (Near-Perfect condition)
Fallout 10mm SMG (Undamaged, but still a piece of stuff)
Street Sweeper (Medium condition)
Luger(Cracked)
Edgier Fedora


Perks
Healthy (+10 maximum HP)
Last Chance (You are never instantly killed by most attacks. If you have 5 HP and you take 7 damage, you survive with 1 HP and are instantly incapacitated.) PERK IS ON COOLDOWN1postsleft?: Die again and thats the last time.

Locations to run away to
Computer Table
Floor
Bed
Chair w/ textbooks (Leads to bookshelf)
Bookshelf
Drawer Cart w/ Box
Lego Bucket
Box filled with junk(Leads to Lego Bucket)
Under the bed
New stack of boxes(Leads to Box filled with junk or Under The Bed)

[Firearms]Skilled
[Close Combat]Trained
[Energy Weapons]Trained
[Throwing]Untrained
[Explosives]Skilled
[Social Skills]Trained
[Medic]Trained  
[Engineer]Trained

Tunnel Snakes(Neutral)
Butchie armed with Slug Shotgun
TunnelSnakesRule armed with 10mm Pistol
Bump Buts II:Electric Boogaloo armed with M16
FRANK HORRIGAN armed with Plasma Pistol
Femscout armed with Sausage
Marisa armed with Master Spark Launcher
General Winter armed with Mosin Nagant
Rudolph Knitler armed with Sewing Needle
Lucky armed with HK416
AveTrueToCaesar99 armed with Machete
PatrollingTheMojaveAlmostMakesYouWishForaNuclearWinter armed with Vietnam War M16
Pokonik armed with Self Delete Vest

Refugees(Defenseless and Neutral)
46 people.




The Stickman turns his attention to the New Stack Of Boxes, and prepares to open fire on it. What do you do now? You have a Edgier Fedora, two useful companions(Nick and Tom), and....... Eight other useless ones that only exist to be sacrificed as a tribute to the stickman. Or used as cannon fodder.

[AutoBahn]

DON FEDORA.

[firestorm]

M'lego.

[Cybertails1998]

no forget that

pull fedora on Self Delete vest guy's head and toss him under the forgetboy's feet

[firestorm]

Save fedora, throw Self Delete vest broseph under feet. Have scream Allahu Ackbar for +20 explosion.

[tber123]

Enjoy some MS paint because schoolwork is kicking my ass again and I can't take another picture

500 Memes screams Allahu Ackbar as he Self Delete bombs the stickman.

Combat Message Log
Mogeko panics and shoots Greco in the head, killing him instantly!

Shocked by the death of Greco, Bob Saget also panics and opens fire randomly with the rocket launcher, blowing himself up along with a few other companions!

The chain of panic continues! Myron goes berserk and shoots himself in the eye with a dart gun, hitting him critically for 72 points and causing him to die a bloody mess!



The stickman quickly recovers, and aims his weapon straight at you. The Tunnel Snakes quickly open fire on him, drawing attention away from you! The stickman fires a Auto Shot, spraying and praying into the New Stack of Boxes, killing refugees and Tunnel Snakes alike.

Some of the remaining refugees join your party, hoping to atleast die fighting.

Stickman status: Even more wounded

Followers
Nick "Blue" Walter armed with XCOM Rifle 30/40 HP Nick "Blue" Walter automatically loots the XCOM Rifle! Its the only gun that is still intact after the panic chain!
[Explosives]Trained
[Medic]Trained
[Firearms]Trained

Tom Falke armed with .22 Pistol(Slightly damaged) 25/25 hp
Gauss Rifle (Cracked in half)
[Medic]Trained
[Firearms]Trained
[Close Combat]Trained

Cirno armed with Icicle Blaster
[Baka] Yes

Refugee #1 armed with Top Hat
Refugee #2 armed with Christmas Present Hat (Item quality: Edgier and Fancier)
Ref. 3 armed with Toy Blaster Launcher (Doesn't do any real damage)
R4 armed with Plasma Derringer
R5 armed with Last Will and Testament
R6 armed with Glock
R7 armed with USP Match
R8 armed with Teddy Bear
R9 armed with Stuffed Cow
R10 armed with Official Blockland Action Figure
R11 armed with Goat
R12 armed with Banana
 
Health:  40/40 HP

Inventory:
Miniature Airsoft Assault Rifle(TONKA TOUGH!)
1 Medkit
XCOM Laser Rifle (OP as forget, infinite ammo.) (NEAR-BROKEN)
Kingpin's FN FAL (Unique) (BROKEN)
Lucky Punk .44 Revolver (Unique) (BROKEN)
Blunt's MAS-49 (Unique) (DAMAGED)
Gyrojet (Extremely rare gun) (BROKEN)
Ripper/Vector SMG (Near-Perfect condition)
Fallout 10mm SMG (Undamaged, but still a piece of stuff)
Street Sweeper (Medium condition)
Luger(Cracked)
Edgier Fedora


Perks
Healthy (+10 maximum HP)
Last Chance (You are never instantly killed by most attacks. If you have 5 HP and you take 7 damage, you survive with 1 HP and are instantly incapacitated.)

Locations to run away to
Computer Table
Floor
Bed
Chair w/ textbooks (Leads to bookshelf)
Bookshelf
Drawer Cart w/ Box
Lego Bucket
Box filled with junk(Leads to Lego Bucket)
Under the bed
New stack of boxes(Leads to Box filled with junk or Under The Bed)

[Firearms]Skilled
[Close Combat]Trained
[Energy Weapons]Trained
[Throwing]Untrained
[Explosives]Skilled
[Social Skills]Trained
[Medic]Trained  
[Engineer]Trained

Tunnel Snakes(Fighting Stickman)
Butchie armed with Slug Shotgun
FRANK HORRIGAN armed with Plasma Pistol
Femscout armed with Sausage
Marisa armed with Master Spark Launcher
General Winter armed with Mosin Nagant
Rudolph Knitler armed with Sewing Needle

Refugees
17 survivors fleeing for their lives.

Endgame: Assasinate the Stickman.

• Optional Objective: Survive until the admins arrive with your OP equipment they confiscated from you.
• Admins are on the opposite side of the house flying from room to room to you, dodging flyswatters and rolled-up newspapers.

[AutoBahn]

Get refugee #2 to give you his edgier and fancier christmas present hat, and then combine it with your Edgier Fedora to make an Edgy-As-forget Christmas-Colored Fedora.

[Tophat2]

Refugee #1 armed with Top Hat

there's no way this can go wrong

[ButlerBlockhead125]

have the stick man step on refugee one. stepping on lego trick should work again

[Cybertails1998]

have the stick man step on refugee one. stepping on lego trick should work again

this, but pull the fedora on the guy first