ebola-chan worship thread

[Zanaran2]

I still feel like taking a bird and turning it into a teenage bird girl thing doesnt really make any sense at all.

This.
Ebola chan is just a cute girl that happens to have a theme behind it.
You want to forget birds.

Which is weirder.

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[kanew2000]

https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/ad-hominem

except not really he's just being hypocritical
not weirder though
i dont like ebola-chan cause at least birds don't murder a ton of people
seems insensitive

[DrenDran]

https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/ad-hominem

wouldn't that be the loving worst? like those fursuits are probably hotter than WW2 camp ovens.

so a hobo cannot say someone's poor? an alcoholic cannot say that someone does far too much drugs?

Dude, we get it. You made your point with your first post about Flat loving birds. Shut up.

Are you defensive?


edit: oh forget i put it in the wrong thread

[ebube4356]

i hear theyre saying its rare but possible ebola could mutate and become airborne

This right here.

Jokes about Ebola just make me lose faith in humanity.

[the hacker]

It seems God is playing Pandemic 2. Better move to Madagascar.

[YayFun]

It seems God is playing Pandemic 2. Better move to Madagascar.

Apparently ebola was man made

[Space1255]

Apparently ebola was man made

Illuminatinati confirmed. Get your tinfoil hats on.

[WaterOre]

Apparently ebola was man made

EboBun is a manufactured Ebola strain, owned by the CDC.
However, the virus itself is natural. It may have even been the Plague of Athens.

[TDcoolguy300]

This right here.

Jokes about Ebola just make me lose faith in humanity.

You know Ebola has been around for forever right? This is the only time that Ebola gotten so bad to start killing a bunch of people, but death from ebola was actually heard of 30 years ago but it wasn't a huge outbreak of it

But now for my turn on the Tin foil hat train: Black death is related to ebola?

[comr4de]

Apparently ebola was man made

sigh

[ebube4356]

You know Ebola has been around for forever right? This is the only time that Ebola gotten so bad to start killing a bunch of people, but death from ebola was actually heard of 30 years ago but it wasn't a huge outbreak of it

I know Ebola was been around since 1976 but all these jokes ever since the gigantic outbreak aren't funny

[Dodger]

"The present invention is based upon the isolation and identification of a new human Ebola virus species, EboBun. EboBun was isolated from the patients suffering from hemorrhagic fever in a recent outbreak in Uganda."

I'm fairly certain this just gives the company right to modify the virus and right to any serums developed

but keep that tin foil hat strapped on tightly, wouldn't want to be proven wrong, would you?

[Total Logic]

This is starting to become a whole new thing now, I guess Shrek is out of the picture.

[Flatflyer]

Apparently ebola was man made

*dons tinfoil hat*

[Dodger]

*dons tinfoil hat*

Lol its literally recreating a natural virus for simulating mutations and helping in developing vaccines