Hi.
This is Slim, or Mudd, or blob, goo, (butterball?).
Slim speaks like a polandball, he is dumb and slow.
Hope this is enough to join, or do I need to do something else? PM me about it.
You know what you need to do?
You need to read the rules. Veeeery carefully. I can tell you probably skimmed it, or didn't even read it at all, or else you'd know what you're doing is incredibely wrong and a waste of both your effort and time.
So go back to that first post, read the rules extremely carefully and thoroughly. Then get back to me. <3