- Feeling like you have to read every single page of a topic to make sure something hasn't been said before before posting
- Being called out for not doing that
- People who say "you having fun there?"
- Unreasonable expectations
- 'bae'
- People who force their favorite programming language on you and get all defensive if you resist them
- Myself, because I used to do this
- IDEs and other programs that are incredibly confusing and full of unnecessary features
- Languages that, in theory, should be really easy to use, but in reality require unreasonable amounts of setup and stuff, and you've tried to find like 5 different IDEs and they all don't work or are too stuffty and you really need to get this done and isn't it about time you tried to use this language, I mean it's not like you've spent all these hours trying to set it up for nothing and AAAGH!
- Watching people succeed because of pure luck or unfortunate circumstances, when you are clearly more capable than them at whatever they succeeded in
- People who preach "hard work and determination" like it's the holy loving grail of life itself
- People who think that everyone is equal, and everyone has something they're good at
- The feeling of angst when you know you shouldn't put a period at the end of bullet points that aren't actually sentences, but it feels like there needs to be one
- Irony, and any level of meta-irony in which someone acknowledges the irony of what they're doing and still tries to be ironic about it
- When large corporations try to be 'hip' by pandering to popular culture
- When popular culture is actually swayed by this
- Having to give up on an otherwise decent programming language because there are no good, lightweight IDEs for it, or because you can't find any libraries for your purpose in that language that are good enough
- Lack of documentation
- "You must sign in or register to download this file"
- Tech forums where 10 different people have the exact same problem you do, and all of the replies are "I have this problem too! Please someone give us an answer"
- "Issue resolved! Locking the topic." and there's no loving answer in the topic.
- Listening to a really good song while working on something extremely stressful, and the song is ruined because every time you listen to it you associate it with all that stress.
- Memes that aren't funny
- The fact that some memes are actually funny but I can't laugh at them because they're memes
- People who diagnose themselves with mental disorders
- People who claim to have OCD just because they like to have things organized
- The use of OCD as in "I am OCD"
- Bipartisan government
- Politics in general
- People who think that just because I can program, I can find and fix everything that's wrong with their windows XPiece of stuff (See "unreasonable expectations")
- People who just loving skip to the end of a rant instead of just either ignoring it or reading the whole thing, or
read text that's seperate from the main body of text because it appears shorter.
It's been a while since i ranted like this, and it feels good.
