Block Wars - No Hope

[Illidan]

Damn, that looks nice!

[Ad Bot]

[Packer]

Here's a teaser for all of you people anticipating this movie.



-By Packer

(Not done yet)

Ok I had this discussion with Swholli and I'm not giving you any more images of my models now. You  keep posting them ruining my surprise that I've been working on for ages.

[WRB852]

I'm terribly sorry. I was never informed to not post it. If you would've told me not to, then I definitely would not have. :(

[Packer]

Oh well I set all my images to private, if that hasn't worked well stuff it.

[DarkStar]

by the way guys..i can greenscreen.If you can too cool nvm, i'm just saying if you need a greenscreen i can.I did a rough one for an example.(Yes it sucks,but you're going to be the one filming so its probably gona be better =D)

Anyway here's an example:http://files.filefront.com/Green+Screenmov/;10010025;/fileinfo.html

[General Omega]

it is called croma-key and any bimbo with photoshop can do it.

[WRB852]

We planned on doing that 2 weeks ago. Thanks anyway.

[Swholli]

Here's a teaser for all of you people anticipating this movie.

COOL PACKER IMAGE THAT I'M NOT POSTING ANY MORE, AND ADVISE WARREN TO MODIFY FOR THE SAME REASON.
-By Packer

(Not done yet)

Ok I had this discussion with Swholli and I'm not giving you any more images of my models now. You  keep posting them ruining my surprise that I've been working on for ages.

I'm sorry he posted those, though he won't admit it, it was technically his fault. I told him not to post them, but by the time that happened it was too late. Hes been gone for 4 days, so don't blame him. (If you still trust us with your images we won't release them any more... :) ? )

[Roxas]

If you still need writers, I'd be happy to write parts. I can give an example right now.

This is remaking part of the cantina scene, where they're meeting Han and Chewbacca (Chewieness!)

Luke: HEEELLLOOOO. I, WOULD LIKE TO... FLY, IN YOUR SHIP!
Han: Ummm, why don't you get a coffee...
Obi-Wan: You don't wanna see him and coffee...
FLASHBACK
Luke: Obi-Wan! I just drank coffee, it's awesome! Now, I'm gonna jump off the roof, and save myself... WITH A PUSH BROOM!
Obi-Wan: I don't think that's a-
Luke: WHEEEEE! (jumps off roof and smashes into ground)
Obi: Anybody got a mop?
END FLASHBACK
Han: So what can I do ya for?
Obi: Are you a homo or something
Both: HAHAHAHAHA... hmm.
Han: 20 bucks.
Obi: 15
Han:17
Obi: Deal.

[Swholli]

... I.... don't.... get it.... at all....

[DarkStar]

isn't there already a script for the star wars movie?!They're just re doing it...i think

[Swholli]

isn't there already a script for the star wars movie?!They're just re doing it

Well see, we're spoofing it, so yes humor will be used, but his (or her) humor was slightly odd and quite frankly juvenile... like a bad Saturday morning cartoon.

[Packer]

So...sick...can't...make...R2...D2...

* Packer throws up and falls in it.

[WRB852]

Is that the smell of defeat?

[tcxxx572]

I can write scripts!

Last month in a galaxy far, far away…

(Opening credits or whatever)

STAR WARS

The empire has tried hard to clear the galaxy of Jedi, but some remain. Darth Vader, lord of the sith, has been assigned to get rid of these Jedi, and he has killed many. Now a strong resistance called the Rebellion is planning to take down the Empire. Rebellion spies have now stolen the plans for a huge weapon the size of a small moon, named the Death Star. They have the plans aboard the ship Talon IV, which is being chased by Darth Vader’s Star Destroyer…

(You see a ship being followed by a larger ship, they are shooting at each other)

(Now you see C-3PO following R2-D2 through the Talon IV)

C-3PO: Oh dear! We are for sure going to die!

(R2-D2 whistles)

C-3PO: I hate that stupid “YO MAMA” joke. (He kicks R2-D2)

(R2-D2 whistles again)

C-3PO: “I hate your face” Is the worse come back ever!

(R2-D2 beeps)

C-3PO: My face is the worst come back ever? Adding “your face” to things isn’t funny.

(R2-D2 beeps again)

C-3PO: You little… (Ship rumbles and Rebel troopers file into the hallway)

C-3PO: I’m going to go now… (Walks into a door way)

(Leia comes into the hall way)

Leia: R2! Follow me! (R2 follows her, and C-3PO follows R2-D2, almost getting hit by one of the storm troopers shots. (The storm troopers and Rebels are battling now)

(Leia Stops and front of an escape pod and inserts something into R2-D2)

Leia: Get into the escape pod! Now!

(The robots enter the escape pod and the pod ejects form the ship)

(Inside the star destroyer)

Gunner #1: There is an escape pod!

Gunner #2: It has no signs of heat, must be empty.

Gunner #1: What if there are two droids in there, one of them has the plans, and there going to that desert planet where they will meet Darth Vader’s long lost son, a Jedi, and 2 smugglers that take them to the Death Star where they rescue Leia and then the rebellion blows up the Death Star?

(Gunner #1 and Gunner #2 start laughing really hard)