Author Topic: King of the hill (because redconer's died)  (Read 109516 times)

I go back and stop Tablesalt from saying those three stanzas. And the blackhole
I save the hill.

Imagine how forgeted up the hill might look now XD

I staple myself to the hill.
My hill.

I claim the world that the hill is on

My world

i make hill can space and claim space hill

Apparently nobody realized I still own the hill because I'm stapled to it.

i run over to table salt and undo the staples, he floats into space..
oh no i left my gravitational zone! im to space now.

I got to the hill,shoot whoever owns it and fortify it with automated turrets, traps and fences.

My fortified hill.

You did not pay for any of those!

gov't takes hill

I pay 50 dollars to buy hill.
I make hill into solid gold dollars.
My rich hill.

I melt hill. My gold lake.

I make gold lake run into ocean.
My gold lake ocean.

Suddenly Smaug rises out of the gold and flies to a nearby town and burns it.

My burning town.

America flies in to save the mother loving day yeah

My hill

I stand there, wielding the Big.. loving.. Gun 9000 with both hands, staring at the hill and the area around it. With several shots, the canyon closes on both sides. Preserving the hill to all. I then yell out about Mars or something then leap into a Demonic portal to go fight demons like a Badass.

'Murica's hill still.

I turn the new hill into more gold dollars and add them to gold ocean.
My sides.
My gold-er ocean.