King of the hill (because redconer's died)

[Johnimiester]

It's MY HILL because I SAY SO.

[Ad Bot]

[Mr Queeba]

I flatten the hill and build a city.
My city

[SimpleFish]

I bomb the city and build a new one in the ashes of yours.

My hill

[plad101]

I shell your hill

My hill

[cromartini]

I generate a black hole inside the hill, sucking the hill in the black hole.

My black hole.

[Timestamp]

i create a hill made of lego lads

technically my hill but shoutout to lego lad for the clones

[TableSalt]

I beat the stuff out of cromartinl with a selfie stick then shove Timestamp off the hill into a muddy puddle.

My hill.

[ChappersTeddy]

I knock the salt shaker off the table on the top of the hill, pick it up, and then I throw it off the hill at high velocity.

My hill.

[RACCOONNEER1214]

i drive up the hill in a firetruck and spray Chapper off the hill.
My hill.

[GrapeJellyToastMan]

I Grand Slam Raccoon back into the stone age where interwebs doesnt exist

My hill

[SubDaWoofer]

My Hill

[Venetin]

..

Mine.

[RACCOONNEER1214]

i rip your guts out and attack you.
then i build a cell tower on the hill.
my hill and cell tower.

[Sebi]

i smash the cell tower with a hammer and then throw a cartman plush on the hill and walk away

[Merp]

i rip your guts out and attack you.
then i build a cell tower on the hill.
my hill and cell tower.

I kick your paper mache tower over and I take the hill
my hill