Author Topic: The stuffty Superpower game! v321798  (Read 30986 times)

you'll never have a successful relationship with them

you can play any instrument.

but only once, the instrument breaks after a few seconds

the ability to type, talk, read, write, listen, etc. in any language

but only once, the instrument breaks after a few seconds

the ability to type, talk, read, write, listen, etc. in any language
But once the language is used you can only use that language.

The ability to eat anything

Yet, you gain weight 10 times as fast.

The Ability to shapeshift.

Only geometric shapes.

The ability to enter a computer program or video game.

But once you do it you are stuck in the computer program or game.

The ability to breath underwater

but you cant breath in air. Congrats, your a fish now.

Instantly master an art form.

All your other skills go to stuff.

The ability to see into the past, present, and future at any distance.

But only the past, present, and future of feces.

The power to not gain powers whilst maintaining powers that you have at the expense of technically gaining powers you don't already have through the method of forgetting powers you never had in the first place.

you can't seem to remember what those powers you didn't have were in the first place

the ability to talk to fruit


I'm so sorry.

The ability to summon any book when needed.

But only stuffty novels and dictionaries.

The ability to talk to cats.

But you have to watch "Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever" 5 times over, everday, before being able to talk to the cat.

Ability to give other people powers

But we both lose our arms in the process

The ability to fix this thread