Author Topic: The stuffty Superpower game! v321798  (Read 29884 times)

You literally can only do it where the air is thin, causing you to suffocate when you summon millions and millions of bucks, running out of oxygen.

You literally can only do it where the air is thin, causing you to suffocate when you summon millions and millions of bucks, running out of oxygen.
Superpower granted.

Power to resurrect an extinct forumer

You can only resurrect people on the ban on sight list

The power to bump a locked topic

they're still locked after you bump them

the power to win any election you're in

The exception is that Russia will want to kick your ass.

I wish to be invincible!

The duration is in 2 seconds from now.

Power to win any argument.

Eventually no one likes you for some reason


Power to bump this thread

Except nobody posts in it.

Power to make explosions where I'm looking

You can only do it every time you blink, therefore making your head explode before you can use it more than once, as you are looking at the back of your eyelids when you blink.

The power to change lovees at will.

you get an STD every time you change

perfect memory

every time you remember something, you go into a week-long coma, effectively rendering you useless as a member of society.

the power to telekinetically control disembodied richards as a weapon

Only after you touch them.

The power to change anyone's hair color, including my own if I want to do that for some reason, at will to any given color.

only after you touch them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

the power to touch anyone anywhere anytime.

You touch yourself and a feminational socialist mistakes you for a woman and sentences you to death.



Power to be the mime of blockland (meaning be that one person that never talks)

only after you touch them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Never specified where. A quick tap on the shoulder and I can get rid of tumblr girls' distracting hair colors.


Only works on the forum. So you can't post now.

The power to revive the Lord Memewell side of Maxwell.