If you made a computer virus, what would it's name and symptoms/effects be?

[Silleb²]

Blockland.exe

It crashes your PC permanently

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[Pecon]

http://i.imgur.com/fB6TrGP.png

aka: 'Consumes one cpu core' virus.

I considered taking a minute to write something cool in c++, then remembered I have too many more important things to do right now. Instead look at this gif of the 'jitterbug' program I created a few months back.

[espio100]

A keylogger wich sends keys to my email undected.

[Refticus]

eh.

does nothing other than telling you useless facts about useless things, such as the frisbee.

[Tudoreleu]

The Betelgeuse: Changes all PNG, JPEG, Bitmap, and any other image files to random images from /b/

I'd also make the virus that infected the Compy 386.

no son you're doing it wrong

The Betelgeuse: replaces all image files with pictures, icons and the wallpaper of gore, all videos with gay research and all audio files with rickrolls

[SgtDaemon]

godblessNSA.exe
Randomly create fake evidence of buying lots of guns, talking about shooting up schools, etc. Then send them to the local government along with location and other personal stuff.
Send to people I hate.
Alternatively called edge.exe

[HissingWalnuts]

richardbutt.exe


Replaces 1 in 100 pictures or textures on the computer with a richardbutt picture.

[Steve5451²]

aka: 'Consumes one cpu core' virus.

I considered taking a minute to write something cool in c++, then remembered I have too many more important things to do right now. Instead look at this gif of the 'jitterbug' program I created a few months back.

I just tried this in C#, not disappointed.

[Steve5451²]

-whoops double post-

[Mr Queeba]

friend.exe
Format hard drive, erase BIOS.

[Biohazard]

spoicey
it would replace every file with an image of ainsley harriott, each image with a different resolution

[Katadeus]

Moose.exe
Changes random nouns in anything to the word moose. This steadily worsens over time until at around a month in, all nouns are moose.

[tails]

Move your files around randomly.

[Becquerel]

QuantumTyrannis

-Flashes BIOS  incorrectly and pretty much ruins the BIOS Chip requiring a replaceemnt
-Encrypts recovery partition and boot sector
-Keylogging
-Formats entire HDD
-Applications wont start
-On Startup (if you manage to get past the boot-sector), you get an FBI Hoax Virus thing
-literally replaces the sectors on the hard drive to a major fustercluck
-Spreads over SSH/SSL Connections by creating a replica key and using it to access other computers over a secure connection

Thats about all I can think of

[Ducky duck]

Name: Ebola
Effects:
Disables Mouse and Keyboard
Slowly shuts down vital parts of the PC including flashing the BIOS
Deletes System32 about 5 minutes later
You get Permanent BSoD when you try to start up the OS.
Will only go away if you whipe your HDD/SSD