What's the most expensive thing you've stolen?

[Rigel]

For me, it'd be a packet of Trident Layers from Walmart.

Just remembered that when I was in Kindergarten, I constantly snuck legos into my pockets almost every day that we had break time. I was only caught near the end of the school year when I tried sneaking a ship baseplate into my pocket. It didn't fit. Turns out that I've been a little scumbag since then.

What about you guys?

[Ad Bot]

[nickpb1]

A girls heart

top that level of gay and corny

I'm being srs tho lol

[Anybody]

A girls heart

top that level of gay and corny

your dads heart

[Epicduke]

sonic rush from my niece and nephew when i was like 8
i feel kind of bad though :(

[EcstaticEggplant]

dunno if this counts but i bought a £80 beanbag/seat thing with some other stuff and i was never charged for it at the checkout, I even noticed that she missed the barcode and I was just like lol ty

[Kobewarrior]

hard to tell, op - i steal great deals on steam.

[Jubel]

At a café i wasn't charged for my cinnamon bun that was about $2.

[Rockinboy2000]

yeah im pretty sure i havent stolen anything

prrreeettyyy ssssuurrreee...

[Snaked_Snake]

Umm
I've never stolen

But my mum accidentally stole a plate once, like I don't know how but...

Or was it a coca cola?

[Katadeus]

I've never stolen anything.

[IkeTheGeneric]

accidentally walked out of radioshack with a european country without paying for it, ended up having to do a couple days of community service

[Georges]

Uh, I don't steal. That's wrong.

[Refticus]

stole some cunt's bag which was left on a bench.

turns out it was full of weed.

[Oasis]

OP's virgini... wait, no.

[kidplasma]

I stole Super Smash Bros Melee from my cousins when I was younger, I told one of them and her reaction was priceless as well as her two sister's reactions. They're  lucky because their GameCube at least works still.