the blockland story!

[Junior]

while Pac-Man continues to be stoned out of his ever loving mind, Cookie hides in a nearby fire place.

[Ad Bot]

[Monty]

Then everyone turns into snowmen. The portal turns into that angry sun from World-2 Level-3 on Super Mario Bros. 3 and begins chasing them around.

Not quite chasing, just trying to immolate them

[GingerJoe]

Shadow builds a house.

[Spation]

Spation sets fire to Shadow's house.

I'm not a pyromaniac, I swear!

[Aphtonites]

Then the cookiemonster is seen drinking while driving 

[Spation]

And his car explodes. Spation sits on the path and chuckles. A granny comes along, hits him and carries on walking. In retaliation Spation sets her on fire.

I'm not a pyromaniac, I swear!

[Terror]

Des walks past and sprays Spations hair more ginger then sets it alight.

[Nellis]

Bubs comes walking into the scene, and smacks Terror in the face. As Terror is doing whatever he does in his next post, I turn to smack Spation, but notices he is on fire, so Bubs just finds a stick to poke him in the eye with.

[Monty]

I appear and attempt to burn people with my weird colour rotation and glitches

[chaseyqurt]

Then chuck norris blinks , and super smash bros brawl start raning from the sky , that instantly cause a war , and every one is fighting over the few copies , then they see that this is the xbox version .

[Vanquish]

everybody immediately throws it on the ground and shoots it.

[Junior]

Cookie gets out of the fire place and eats the games.

[chaseyqurt]

Then they all see that they burned Duke nukem forever underneath , the fake case . >.<

[Junior]

She walks out the door and dies of a heart attack.

[Wedge]

The shear number of improbable events breaks all the laws of physics (and quite a few other laws too). The universe can't handle the shear number of events, and the Earth explodes.

Now people are running around on tiny Earth-like asteroids (because we all know that when you split the Earth in half, you get two smaller Earths), Super Mario Galaxies style.

Humanity does the equivalent of throwing up on a global scale, after dealing with the gravitational distortions, camera angles, and the fact that they can get money by jumping on top of walking mushrooms.

Recreational drug use reaches an all time low, people don't even need to be high to trip out. They're too busy collecting little gold coins and green mushrooms to care anyway.

Then an army of robots riding on Tetris blocks invades the Earths, using flaming lightsabers and War of the Worlds tripod walkers. The sun rises on the new Earth, and the tripods melt. But the robotos had a secret weapon- the Breath Star. A gigantic Richard Nixon head appears, and exhales a cloud of gas with such a terrible stench, that the entire human population is rendered unconscious.

The robots pickpocket all the forks from the world, and after leveling up their sneak skill, cast Divine Intervention and teleport away. The Earth refuses, killing everyone. The world starts anew, and in a truly 2001 Space Odyssey moment, the first human touches a gigantic glowing Tetris block L monolith, and gains sentience......

5823 years later it is 1912. Arnold SchwarzenLager, the son of the governor of Bermuda and the sole owner of the world's largest beer company, is attending university at Cambridge. Here he writes his hit single "Robin Hood's Merry Men," and makes an important discovery: the hokey pokey is what it's all about.

Fast forward to 1999. The world is going to end next year. A cult is formed to escape Earth. They need to get to the choppa spacehsip. In order to do this, they need to commit Self Delete by impaling themselves on a bamboo stick at the apex of comet Hale-Bopp (which the spaceship is disguised as).

They successfully escape on the space ship, and roam the galaxies as humanities sole survivors, spreading the teachings of SchwarzenLager and sharing the gift of Tetris with all who listen.

The End

Note, there are several unintentional spelling mistakes, but they make the story a bit more humorous if you read them with their actual definitions.

Just a quick example "humanity's sole survivors" would be the people left over after the end of the world, "humanities sole survivors" would be the people who survived history class.